By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 15:30

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 764
You deserved it 287

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Can't wait to see you on America's Got Talent, or one of its sister shows.

WAKE ME UP INSIDES

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Can't wait to see you on America's Got Talent, or one of its sister shows.

Someone told me I do metal vocals in my sleep. So you’re fine

Miley Cyrus isn't metal, dude.

It was a musical for the senses

Looks like you put another tuba player out of work.

Why in horror? She should be posting that to youtube, you'll be an internet sensation!

WAKE ME UP INSIDES

"SAVE ME FROM THE SOMETHING IN MY BUM!"

If you were in a rithmic tune then you’re awesome.

If she reacts to that with horror, she has led a very sheltered life indeed.

Total eclipse of the FART!

Lol what the fuck? That is awesome!