FML : Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

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Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 November 2018 15:30 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7713089 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 6:05

Can't wait to see you on America's Got Talent, or one of its sister shows.

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7721496 - Saturday 10 November 2018 19:55

Miley Cyrus isn't metal, dude.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7713089 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 6:05

Can't wait to see you on America's Got Talent, or one of its sister shows.

By Takegami | 20

#7721446 - Saturday 10 November 2018 15:55

Someone told me I do metal vocals in my sleep.
So you’re fine

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7721496 - Saturday 10 November 2018 19:55

Miley Cyrus isn't metal, dude.

By r | 4

#7721453 - Saturday 10 November 2018 16:14

It was a musical for the senses

By RichardPencil | 26

#7721486 - Saturday 10 November 2018 19:04

Looks like you put another tuba player out of work.

By whiskey'swino | 11

#7721497 - Saturday 10 November 2018 20:02

Why in horror? She should be posting that to youtube, you'll be an internet sensation!

By JustThatPerson | 19

#7721499 - Saturday 10 November 2018 20:04

WAKE ME UP INSIDES

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7721582 - Sunday 11 November 2018 1:27

"SAVE ME FROM THE SOMETHING IN MY BUM!"

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7721529 - Saturday 10 November 2018 21:47

If you were in a rithmic tune then you’re awesome.

By BeachMammal | 6

#7721544 - Saturday 10 November 2018 22:49

If she reacts to that with horror, she has led a very sheltered life indeed.

By rcrumbak | 9

#7721919 - Sunday 11 November 2018 22:08

Total eclipse of the FART!

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