Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML I agree, your life sucks 21903 I agree, your life sucks 21903 You deserved it 108492 You deserved it 108492 31 1 16 11 By Anonymous / Monday 13 October 2008 08:25 /
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML I agree, your life sucks 38502 I agree, your life sucks 38502 You deserved it 3142 You deserved it 3142 259
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox... I agree, your life sucks 31602 I agree, your life sucks 31602 You deserved it 5811 You deserved it 5811 169
Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking... I agree, your life sucks 30058 I agree, your life sucks 30058 You deserved it 2787 You deserved it 2787 132
Today, at 1am, the kitchen sink pipe came away from the fitting and flooded the cupboards with dirty dishwater. #FML @NicolaMDavidson I agree, your life sucks 1506 I agree, your life sucks 1506 You deserved it 133 You deserved it 133 3
Today as a priest I was invited to the home of a lady who claimed Jesus face had appeared to her. She took me upstairs to her bathroom, it was poo, she... I agree, your life sucks 7 I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1 1
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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