By SmokedSalmon - 13/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 169
You deserved it 43 460

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at #24.... you really don't have a fucking clue what you're on about do you? It's highly likely they were just as drunk as each other... So it wouldn't just be him that got done for it... He would have a perfectly valid and upstanding counter claim which would negate either claim. The way you're saying it is basically "if a guy sleeps with a drunk girl, he's a rapist. However, if a girl sleeps with a guy whos just as drunk, it's still the guys fault" and that's a load of old bollocks. And one more thing, try dropping the caps lock a bit =D Oh, and by the way, not being able to remember does NOT mean she didn't consent the night before. To the OP, thats just unlucky mate... Hopefully next time you pull, she won't piss everywhere

Everyone that is either on her side or making fun of you is probably a chick who pisses her self all the time.

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Everyone that is either on her side or making fun of you is probably a chick who pisses her self all the time.

I agree! Why did this FML get so many thumbs down? Just because drinking was involved? Grow up people.

Same shit happened to me. I feel your sympathy.

at #24.... you really don't have a fucking clue what you're on about do you? It's highly likely they were just as drunk as each other... So it wouldn't just be him that got done for it... He would have a perfectly valid and upstanding counter claim which would negate either claim. The way you're saying it is basically "if a guy sleeps with a drunk girl, he's a rapist. However, if a girl sleeps with a guy whos just as drunk, it's still the guys fault" and that's a load of old bollocks. And one more thing, try dropping the caps lock a bit =D Oh, and by the way, not being able to remember does NOT mean she didn't consent the night before. To the OP, thats just unlucky mate... Hopefully next time you pull, she won't piss everywhere

Eladar, I don't agree with the law, but you're wrong. Even if they're both equally drunk, he can still be charged with sexual assault, and no she cannot be charged with the same. And yes, her not being able to remember is also grounds for his prosecution, not that I think it's right! But yeah, I don't understand why everybody says he deserves it. Maybe she's just a bedwetter.

Actually, woman can be charge with sexual assault. And if she can't remember if she consented, the charge is dropped.

dont bring a drunk girl you dont know home and she wont pee on your sheets. duh.

Well that may mean you need to take a look at your life. For real

YDI. Stop bringing random drunk girls home if you can't take a little piss.

Isn't piss supposed to be warm?