FML : Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before but they usually left early. I heard someone in the kitchen and thinking it was...

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Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before but they usually left early. I heard someone in the kitchen and thinking it was my brother, I said "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma responds, "No we're not." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 28 June 2009 18:25 / Israel

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By Pb_lily | 0

#350224 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:11

Respect your elders.

By nwoodh | 0

#350276 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:19

You will REALLY regret that someday, when they aren't there anymore to make fun of.

I promise.

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By ryanr21 | 0

#350221 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:09

1st!! Never assume

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bhatia26 | 0

#351755 - Monday 29 June 2009 8:32

Reply to first so i can be at the top
how long before this gets buried?
:P

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futtgoredo | 0

#853743 - Sunday 14 February 2010 4:42

Imma be

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ToastyXD | 0

#916804 - Friday 5 March 2010 15:21

...

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lizzilla8297 | 2

#981096 - Sunday 18 April 2010 0:27

that assumption was stupid.

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pen_island21 | 0

#1196686 - Friday 6 August 2010 4:23

wowwwww

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krazygirl100 | 9

#2361378 - Sunday 17 April 2011 7:03

pwnd lol :D

By Pb_lily | 0

#350224 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:11

Respect your elders.

By Fahad_fml | 0

#350228 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:12

fourth!
you should have at least checked to make sure it was your brother. YDI

By uguysareidiots | 0

#350229 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:12

3rd! you desearved it.

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ReWritable | 0

#350545 - Monday 29 June 2009 0:37

Grandpa: Morning! OP: Fuck you.

By 16274692 | 0

#350237 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:13

ooh, a bit harsh on your end, no?

By ALittleBitCrazy | 0

#350239 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:13

Even I won't say something that stupid

By cucuto89 | 0

#350241 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:14

Cool Story BRo

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manoverboard | 0

#350641 - Monday 29 June 2009 1:10

Why do you keep saying that? >'

By cherlana32 | 0

#350247 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:15

Well that sucks for all of you. You grandparents discovered their grandchild sucks, and you can look forward to being written out of the will!

By opendaz | 0

#350253 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:15

2637th person if it really cares!..um YDI..respect old folks..they will bless u when they go for a long trip "DIE"

By Lonely_Lez | 0

#350264 - Sunday 28 June 2009 23:17

Wow... you're a horrible person.

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