By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 689
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Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.

This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.

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That sucks! fyl

even as a guy I feel bad for you..fyl did they throw dollars and quarters at you?

Ydi, how do you just forget to wear a bra???

pics or it didn't happen

I agree with #8. it is nearly impossible to forget to put on a bra and not notice immediatly. So you deserve it.

Quarters?? Dang, man...

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Show it anyway

I agree with #8. What type of professional are you? No bra, thin, sleeveless blouse, then you bend over to mess with a shoe mid-presentation? YDI

"And the Employee of the Month goes to..."

This should never be a fml.

lots of raises following that meeting but not the right kind lol But yea op that really does suck though I'm not sure how easy it would be to just "forget" a bra.

awesome! let it slide cause now everyone loves you!

your tits must be tiny. seriously, to FORGET to wear a bra? ydi for not noticing.

Some girls are almost "flat chested" and don't wear bras a lot cuz they don't really have to. Maybe she doesn't have big boobs and is just kind of use to not wearing a bra so she didn't realize that she didn't have one on.

Pics or it didn't happen

I have to say, alot of these fml comments are moronic. "If it was important, you wouldn't have been late." Believe it or not, there's billions of folks on Earth, so shit can happen. if you can't post a clever or funny comment or condolence. Keep it to yourself.

that is so hot can I see them 

86's picture is so win!!!! south park WoW episode ftw!!!!!!

wat do u know dgross u evar forgot to wear one?

53- exactly was i was thinking.

wat does ftw mean???

can you imagine how nasty that must have looked in a thin blouse and no bra, as if nobody noticed anyway, what a trashy tramp er

presentation was the "breast" they ever had, haha^^

81 I was thinking the same thing. Honestly, how can you not feel that there is nothing on your chest? Unless you literally have nothing on your chest..

#10 I doubt anyone took pics.

if she was running late she probably got dressed super fast then realize she forgot her bra but just didn't have time to put one on. I've done it...fyl op

well #104... sometimes when I'm rushing before a jog it just slips my mind... but seriously, regardless of how it happenned it sucks to be the OP... but... if you were leaning over before that I'm guessing you already weren't thinking about giving them a show

By saying no comment, sir, you are indeed commenting.

Strangest thing, this guy comes in to give a presentation and get this, dudes wearing girl clothes, don't know who he was trying to impress, bends over to tie his shoe and I saw them, tiny teetees. No wonder he was so embarassed to shower in lockeroom with us. On the bright side this also means that I'm not gay for what happened at the Christmas party...

idk they're fun to throw!

haha+that%27s+funny

i'll tale ot back if youre incredibly flat chested, but that's like saying you forgot to wear socks. nobody 'forgets' to wear socks, because you almost always notice something immediately.i

tweetbaby14 18

ydi for forgetting your bra. solution: wear one and never take it off and to keep it clean roll into a ball and get in the washing machine.

YDI for "forgetting" your bra.

Maybe she's got small boobs, ppl with small boobs don't need a bra I think... Though I don't really get it...last time I didn't wear a bra during the day was like...5-6 years ago. I still say fyl, cuz it's not too great to flash your entire grade, I know, cuz I've done something similar, only it wasn't an accident, a guy in my class decided to grab my shirt and pull it up as I was walking by him to my seat, but hey, atleast I wore a bra at the time^^

How can you just FORGET to wear a bra? Either you like going commando, or you're a slut, or you're slowly going senile. Or it's fake ^_^

one time someone pantsed me at school. I was wearing a skirt... it was very embarrising >.<

Anyone else read #2 and think "manboobs"?

really how do u FORGET to wear a bra?? it's like a guy forgets to wear boxers or whatever they wear on their asses

Yeahhh haha never done tht before. I forget my retainers ALL the time

what does OP mean?? I've been seing that a lot.

agree with number 10

194- it means orgasmic pig

I'm with #53. YDI. What the heck kind of blouse were you wearing that it would snap like that? Clearly not one that fit you properly. But especially, how did you forget to wear a bra? If I wake up late and run to class in my pajamas I STILL take the 30 seconds to put on a bra underneath them. A bra is kind of an essential item unless you are small enough to go without one, which, since you managed to snap your blouse straps, I'm going to guess you aren't.

HOW do you possibly forget to put on a bra?! seriously.

makes me want to get a job( dont b a dik i cant get a job kuz i cant drave

or maybe she was trying to get sum..... but trashy hoe is what I thought also.

@198 Did you know that pigs actually orgasm for 30 minutes? I know everyone reading this is now thinking "Lucky..."

tits or gtfo oh wait nm

YDI for waking up late and the bra problem but the titty show coulda helped you in the long term...also (insert sammich joke here)

if u have nice titties than u might be CEO tomorro

so a few things lead me to think you are a total idiot. First, I've never forgotten any piece of clothing and a bra just seems even more noticible than male clothing. Also, important presentation usually means formal clothing. spigette straps or any other thin straps are not formal. and finally, you don't mess with your shoes durring a presentation, you do it before or after you're in the spot light. YDI for being retarded.

ahh 53 beat me to all my conclusions. I need to start reading the comments first.

183, pics or it didnt happen

damn, I wish i was there.

burgerking thats called online soliciting sex its illegal... unless its porn dipshit

yea I did 228 which is why I told him that :D it's so cool

this is better, today my boss saw my boobs fml.

lol yes pics or vids or I call fake

bet you that who ever was there loved ur presentation after u were done cuz of that quick boob flash u gave them

Those are exactly the reasons why this COULDN'T have happened...just too unlikely. If I'm wrong, then, well...FYL because that's damn embarrassing, but YDI b/c you forgot your bra??? WTF? Oh, wait, this IS real; you're from TX....

Agreed, how can you forget to put on a bra? I would notice first thing.

My thoughts exactly!! If you were doing a presentation you would be wearing appropriate clothing (sleeves) and you'd know bending over and breaking eye contact and communication is COMPLETELY unprofessional. Who hired you? Did you mean "strip tease at the gentlemens club" instead of presentation?

228 made me laugh. Pigs orgasming for 30 minutes.

tits or gtfo; guess you can stay.

reinact xactly wat happened wen u come over l8er

She could have been wearing a suit or something, and the blouse or tank underneath may have had spaghetti straps. I've worn outfits like that before-you don't see the straps because they're covered by the suit jacket, but when they snapped . . . Though I still agree about the not noticing you're not wearing a bra. I don't get how you wouldn't notice that.

PICS or bullshit

how the he'll do you forget to wear a bra ? :P

how the hell can you 'forget' to wear a bra?! YDI all the way

how do you "forget" to wear a bra? that's like saying, "today I went to work in a t-shirt but forgot to wear pants"

no it isn't,.. I've done it before, espically when I'm in a rush, OP coulve gotten dressed really quickly and hopped in her car right away, she probably noticed when it was alredy too late.

give her a break she was probably tired! anyway that's like once when I was late for a play at my school. I had to change dresses really fast 7 times throughout the play so I had to do it backstage. I wasn't thinking and wore a string thong. yes, everybody saw

she didn't mean to asshole it is so east to not realize it I can be so tired that I just out on my shirt walk out the door into the car and half an our later is when I realize it.

you can be really tired or be so focused on something and just miss that step

fuck the world or for the win

F the world

How the hell can you possibly forget to wear a bra??

Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.

I meant to put best presentation but you all get my point.

did you mean breast presentation?

Bah-doom-doom-chhhhh

ipooprainbows, I have to give you a D for that comment. Better make that a double D.

i took picture too :D

This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.

my thoughts exactly......

EXACTLY! What kind of salvation army shit are you wearing to work?!?

I agree #5. As a girl I can tell you it's pretty damn hard to forget a bra. Once you've been wearing one for most of your life, you become accustom to the feeling of it on and off.

I agree 137. I am a guy, and I believe a plausible solution would be to bring a bra in your purse or whatever and put it on at work in a bathroom or something. From what I am aware of, that is similar to forgetting one's underpants, an occurrence that is not easy to come by. YDI

HOT, but sounds made up

right. Who wears thin straps to an important interview?

It was a presentation.

if it was a school presentation: A

you're obviously gonna get the job now

I see a pay raise in your immediate future

i agree that your company just got the best presentation ever! Where do you work again???? FYL

look at the bright side... now everyone knows you!!

They probably know more of her than OP wanted

just stopped by to say I love you.

@8 It says the OP woke up late. That's possibly why she forgot to wear one.

YDI! Only sluts do that! Are you blond?