By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 666
You deserved it 4 686

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At least you know your home is safe.

Thank your lucky stars you're not from Texas, darling. He would have shot you.

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haha funny.

dude we r from BC it's nothing new for something like this to happen :)

lose some weight OP. then maybe you wouldn't be knocking over your furniture

just because he is knocking over furniture, doesn't mean OP is fat. I'm not sure about you, but where I live it gets pretty dark when it's in the middle of the night and I can't see anything. that usually leads to me running into furniture, and in under weight.

It gets really dark anywhere at night. unless you live in Alaska.

That statement is false.

Your dad is crazy. If someone breaks into your house you don't panic. You take an assessment of the situation. He sounds very paranoid,.

If someone broke into my house I'd fuck them up. No risk assesments needed. Fuckers have to learn someday!

#11 I agree

yeah, I'd be greeting a break in with my sig sauer.

I'd prefer an M1911 .45 ACP.

haha assement is time to get fucked up!!!

You guys know nothing about this kind of thing. Most people end up injuring their own family when they think there's an intruder, so shooting your kid or hitting your kid is a good idea. Why protect them then if you don't care about them? Assess the situation.

^ what the fuck are you saying...

At least you know your home is safe.

Yeah…safe from you.

Someone didn't put the light on...

that's what you get for eating his lemon pie!

Daddy said knock you out...

I'm gonna knock you out Mama said knock you out....(:

Didn't you turn on the lights?

don't you watch horror movies? you never turn on the light

turning on the lights resets your internal clock, which makes it harder to go back to sleep...

turning on lights prevents pumping into furniture, which presents being prematurely forced back to sleep by an impact to the face.

At least he only went mike Tyson on your ass, could've been worse.

It could have been worse. He could have knocked you out with a baseball bat....cheer up

At least he didn't knock you up.