By awkwardpartybear - 4/1/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
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  TheWildRover1  |  12

It serves them right for not cleaning up the feckin dishes! I have a rule, (I don't go by this rule myself I just force other people to) you make a mess you clean it!

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  arandomusernameaa  |  20

Everyone here is getting a bit edgy over all these knife puns...

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  Aspireworks  |  12

I don't believe transmogrification is really a vital component of doing the dishes. If fact, I imagine it would be infinitely harder without the convenience of thumbs. There's a reason lamb is served and doesn't serve. Hooves.