By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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Somebody's indecisive...

Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

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Somebody's indecisive...

#18 I didn't even think about that.. dang. Op sounds like he's having a rough time with this one.

I don't know if you consider beating off being sexually active but I do it once every few days and still get wet dreams so being sexually active has nothing to do with it. It's the amount of sperm/semen your body produces versus how much it can hold.

this may be TMI, but I masturbate around 3-4 times a day. I've never gotten a wet dream as far as I can remember.

badluckalex 23

I dont even want to know how you have time to do that

shanebob 15

That's....a lot.

More than just indecisive, she's controlling. Op's sexual urges are her property, and he is only allowed to be aroused when she says so. Too other people who tolerate this stuff, you're enabling controlling and emotionally abusive relationships. Go do some research on emotionally abusive relationships and you'll probably see that yours fits the criteria. Get out OP. FYL

My bf usually does four to eight every day, and gets rather sore if he lets it build up. So yeah... O.O But anyway. Honestly OP, that sounds really awful and I feel really sorry for you. Besides. your girlfriend should have just woken you up and gotten some fun started if she was so ready ;)

cmchappy 25

Seems as if she's a control freak.sorry to hear op

Almost every time I see you comment. It is negative lol. Mine will Prob be negative too but idgaf.

cmchappy 25

Were in this together now

The "FML" life really has it against you

You do know autocorrect corrects we're to were right? And do you really think someone is stupid enough to think were means we're? Just get the fuck out of here with that crap.

Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

How is he expected to break up with her? OP: We're through, I'm gonna move out. Girlfriend: What, I can't fend for myself because I'm a woman, you sexist?! OP: Okay, get your shit out of here. Girlfriend: Is chivalry is dead, you insensitive douche? You can't uproot me!

Assuming they're living together.

I'm sorry but 20 said it all

He was just trying to make the relationship work. What's wrong with that?

Sounds like victim blaming. If it was a physically abusive relationship and the genders were reversed, would you blame the woman for the abuse because she stayed a bit longer than she should have?

No I would blame the man for being a psycho. Nobody here is blaming this on the fact she's a woman. I think if anybody here is being sexist it's you

No I'm merely pointing out double standards. You're blaming him for staying but no one would do that if the genders were flipped.

95- Yes they would. I've seen loads of fmls about women in bad relationships with comments like "YDI for staying with them".

relationship goals part 2

AMcM_fml 21

Move on dude...

It seems like you have just discovered something called women

Ditch the Bitch

Ugh. Women. Says the girl that is frustrated with home complicated everything has to be all the time...

JadeWinter 16

Tbh I feel like sex is a really really important part of a relationship. If she's treating you like that, and making you feel like a fiend for having natural urges, and making you feel guilty and etc, I'm sorry to say that this relationship probably won't last too long. Find someone who's as sexually driven as you are. I feel like that's a major key (not the only key though) to a healthy long and happy relationship. Hopefully things work out before you're too scarred to ask for sex because you feel like there's something wrong with you. I've been there, a few friends have been there too... It's not fun.

I smell bullshit, men *always* wanna have sex. We're not people, just hormone-driven penises with a sentient mannequin attached.

I mean I agree for this relationship, but there are plenty of people out there who, for whatever reason, decide not to include sex into their relationship even though one might want it (religious reasons, etc.) I think these relationships can work, they just take a little extra effort. Obviously that's not the case for this FML and OP you should definitely talk to your girlfriend or maybe decide to go separate ways if this is something that's going to constantly make you question your relationship.

JadeWinter 16

I guess what I mean is being on the same page when it comes to sex. :)

I don't think it's so much about sex as much as the fact that the gf sounds psycho, indecisive and controlling. It just doesn't seem like it's a healthy relationship; OP can't make his girlfriend happy and she's always mad at him and making him feel bad. It sounds like he's in an emotionally abusive relationship.

fleaguss 14

Tough crowd.