Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
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AliceC_fml
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hahahaha! oh my gosh. that's funny. fyl indeed. also, dude above me, that's just plain weird
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agalaz
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whataloadofbull
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Girls who snore are total turnoffs...
btw, first XD
btw, first XD
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DeafChef
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first? really?
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agalaz
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24788
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You should learn how to tell when you are dreaming so you can change your dreams. It's really weird though to understand you are dreaming and be thinking at the same time, but it's nice for scary dreams when you can just laugh at the attacker. I have done this a few times, but one time I had sleep paralysis during so I stopped laughing and kept on trying to wake up while I was pinned down to the bed.
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mushoo_fml
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Lucid dreaming FTW.
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AliceC_fml
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hahahaha! oh my gosh. that's funny. fyl indeed. also, dude above me, that's just plain weird
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jacq_39
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hahahahahhahaah. how annoying
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laur9000
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guy with picture of shirtless self in mirror... nice
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CallMeHush
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I feel your pain, when I get in from the nightshift my XYL has a few hours head start on me. She sounds like a diesel on a cold morning.
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WTFsGoingOn
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I feel bad for you. My wife snores as well, loudly and almost constant. FYL OP, it sucks, but somehow you just have to deal with it.
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teamedwardftw
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lol fyl dude
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intensitive
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lmao
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KarelessKitten
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most ppl do have allergies and a deviated septum is pretty common. guys and girls alike snore. get over it!