FML : Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This...

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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By dieders / Monday 21 November 2016 06:34 / United Kingdom

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By magicdust95 | 31

#6715197 - Monday 21 November 2016 18:01

There's nothing like beginning the day with the sight of the sun high up in the sky and hanging ballsacks. Have a great day OP !

By Taco The Dank | 27

#6715201 - Monday 21 November 2016 18:10

Haha yes! I moderated this like two hours ago and it already has been accepted. It's a real FYL though, no one wants to see a ballsack hanging out...

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By One_In_Three | 24

#6715190 - Monday 21 November 2016 17:39

I was actually expecting him to be staring at you and/or jacking off...

DannyDizzle | 8

#6715375 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 13:53

Jacking off on a ladder is riskay business

One_In_Three | 24

#6715416 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:43

Good point.

Jay18 | 22

#6715622 - Wednesday 23 November 2016 5:34

people who jack off on ladders are usually high in class

By stingray112 | 24

#6715191 - Monday 21 November 2016 17:42

Gotta let the air flow sometimes

By magicdust95 | 31

#6715197 - Monday 21 November 2016 18:01

There's nothing like beginning the day with the sight of the sun high up in the sky and hanging ballsacks. Have a great day OP !

dieders | 24

#6715233 - Monday 21 November 2016 20:19

Hahaha cheers old boy

By species4872 | 19

#6715199 - Monday 21 November 2016 18:05

How long did you look?

By Taco The Dank | 27

#6715201 - Monday 21 November 2016 18:10

Haha yes! I moderated this like two hours ago and it already has been accepted. It's a real FYL though, no one wants to see a ballsack hanging out...

OhPuhleeze | 23

#6715365 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 12:27

Wow! Just how much time do you spend here mate?

MamaChey | 22

#6715435 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 17:29

Cheddardoge - interesting how quickly your turned this FML post around and made it about you. That was talented.

Taco The Dank | 27

#6715459 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 18:02

Obviously it was acceptable if people liked the comment so...

dieders | 24

#6715652 - Wednesday 23 November 2016 9:34

Yeah quit steeling my glory

By Wizardo | 33

#6715211 - Monday 21 November 2016 19:38

All kinds of topiary, mainly genital themed today though.

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#6715213 - Monday 21 November 2016 19:43

The birds are chirping. The morning sun is glowing. The ballsack is dangling.

By Yarecho | 14

#6715218 - Monday 21 November 2016 19:44

The gardener is tending to something else too huh?

By VikingLynne | 18

#6715220 - Monday 21 November 2016 19:49

early seasonal greetings with Christmas balls in the window

By Llyev | 10

#6715224 - Monday 21 November 2016 19:59

I would've straight up told him his balls were sagging out.

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