By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FML
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Hey, he's trying to make you happy. I mean if he got flowers they might outlive you.

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Take it as a wake up call. At least it's not your 20th. Also, I'm very sorry.

smokers are jokers!

exactly. maybe he doesn't like your smoking. it's a nasty bad habit.

Why so serious?

Well to be honest, if you are a smoker(which I will assume you are, otherwise why would he get you cigs), two packs of cigs are probably more worthwhile to buy than some flowers which would die in a few days anyways. But I still clicked "fyi," because it wasn't a romantic gift.

exactly, smoking is for fags

I see what you did there

Your relationship has been a flame of passion. And after one year it is just smoldering ashes.

well said! :)

dude i'd be so happy if i got two packs of cigarettes. in all fairness, maybe it wasnt flowers or chocolate or diamonds but i'm sure he was just trying to make you happy.

Hey, he's trying to make you happy. I mean if he got flowers they might outlive you.

at least he remembered

well he remembered didn't he???

give them to me so i can roll fat joints