By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 050
You deserved it 1 133

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Is his first name R. and last name Kelly by any chance?

He was trying to show dominance.


Is his first name R. and last name Kelly by any chance?

lol too soon :(

Gross!! The thanks you get :(

o dear OP, that sounds horrible..hope he is getting treatment for his alcohol's very loving of you to support him, but you really don't have to go though all this with need to draw the line somewhere, hope you survive this OP

OP never said that this was a reoccurring problem.

drunkenness does not necessitate alcoholism

He was trying to show dominance.

marking his territory

I am sorry to break this but I actually know up to several people where the guy drunkly peed on their girlfriend laying in the bed. I wish it wasn't true but apparently guys manage to use anything as toilet when they are drunk - loudspeakers, girlfriend, pull out a drawer in bedroom and sit on it and poop...

He was just marking his territory.

People do stupid stuff when there drunk. You shouldn't be surprised by what he does while drunk. Sorry that you got peed on

Oh you made me chuckle. I'm so sorry but you brightened my day. I hope he is well & truly in the dog house :)

This would be the last time my husband got this drunk. I so hope that you didn't also clean the bed afterwards.