By Bleach dat Blood - 20/7/2015 03:02
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
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  MDoremis  |  38

Lips are a little bit like head wounds. If you don't get them under tight pressure they will excessively and uselessly bleed until the blood starts to clot on it's own.