By tulisa - 21/2/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria
Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML
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By  Rawrshi  |  25

They might have thought you were staring at it because you were hungry but too stupid to catch it yourself. :D

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By  Rawrshi  |  25

They might have thought you were staring at it because you were hungry but too stupid to catch it yourself. :D

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  Rawrshi  |  25

My cat has brought me several live bats, lizards, birds, and a couple of rats. Usually it's dead things left in easy-to-step-on-in-the-dark places though. Like, stop you adorably floof covered murder ball. I don't want and am, quite franky, disgusted by your dead things.

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  Ichiya  |  29

Thats probably why witches used black cats. Crawling through the woods at night looking for small animals to use in their dark magic must have been hard on the older witches especially. Cats were the logical choice as they do the hard work for you.

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  loludunnomeee  |  18

Cat might have done you a favor, depending on the type of bird, it could return to where it was born every year to mate, and then pass that on to future generations, which means shit = everywhere

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  jfletcher  |  3

actually human domestication and overbreeding of cats combined with protection from any form of selection pressure means that this isn't totally applicable. cats are acting as an invasive species and are devastating song bird populations in the United States and it is actually very detrimental to the ecosystem.

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  thespiantess  |  18

Me too. I imagined the cat thinking "I wish I could catch that bird..." and then hearing OP's "you can do it" like it was directed at him, and that's where he got the motivation to kill the bird :p It's your fault, OP!