By anonymous - 19/04/2012 22:33 - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
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randomkayx3 11
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Why is it always the person being good that's fucked?

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amayranii 2

So much for trying to help

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omfg_creepers 8

Must have not had insurance, hopefully he did something good with the money like repairing his car.

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BehindU 5

Are you defending a thief?

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CookieRaider2015 5
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Or invested the money in classes that teach how to pickpocket better.

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HahaHokayThen 10
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31 obviously he pickpocketed well if he got away with it

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CookieRaider2015 5
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35: Why not perfect it?

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NeatNit 32
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We don't know that he got away with it.

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happle 21
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47- You've earned your monicle.

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nerobluerose 10
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Considering op said one of them pickpocketed me, without knowing which one, he did indeed get away with it.

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geko911 22
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Wait wait wait wait... Are you expecting a name on FML?!?! Or what? His position in line? Would it have been more relevant to say that it was the third one from the right?

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Ugi 26
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71 - I take the reverse implication. Since he knew he had his pocket picked (rather than simply dropping his wallet at the roadside, or whatever, which would be very easy when attending to crash-site victims I'm sure) then I think that implies the thief was caught.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Hey, it's a good idea: paramedics carry some good shit, like, morphine or other painkillers.

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Mischief109 11
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88- in their wallets???

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HahaHokayThen 10
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Well if one of them pickpocketed him & HADNT gotten away with it, it wouldn't have been an FML

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amayranii 2

So much for trying to help

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marmlr339 14
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No good deed goes unpunished!

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eliwalks 0
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Such a shitty world we live in for someone to do that.

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anonymous100000 17

can't trust anyone these days. FYL OP

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guitarbeast 22
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That's what you get for doing a good deed, that sucks op

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randomkayx3 11
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Just what I was thinking. No good deed goes unpunished, eh?

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lolfood 24
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Your heart was in the right place

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XKXKKXK 10
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I'm sure it was all a ploy to pickpocket a lowly paramedic. Thieves these days.

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lolfood 24
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How the fuck does OP deserve it. Shame on everyone who clicked YDI.

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lukep135 6

Apperently his wallet was too, for the thief that is

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randomkayx3 11
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Why is it always the person being good that's fucked?

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theevilduchess 12

Because this is FML...

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ycrem0n 21
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I'm a good person but not once did I get f*cked.. :(

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Sannekee 18
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#41 poor you! Someday you will get f*cked!

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stevenJB 25

Awh! I'll f*ck you! :3

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girl112891 7
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Murphies law. Karma just doesn't show up as often.

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Gencade 0
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I enjoy being f*cked.

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good2know 0
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I don't wanna get f*cked.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Bad things happen to good people. Unfortunate, I know...

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Jakesterk96 8

76- good 2 know.

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randomkayx3 11
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Not just in FML, but in general. Stop trying to be all smart..

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tjv3 10

Because this world is going to hell , but not in a hand basket, no sir we traded the hand basket for a top fuel dragster. We are in the express lane baby

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SchellShocka 1

Ain't that a bitch!

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jerseyboy732 16

if only you were an experienced cop, you could have arrested them...

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yahoowizard 16
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Or just be like me, none of the above, to avoid the situation

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Riley97 0
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Ow, my back! *slides hand into wallet* ow it hurts so bad! ;) haha sorry OP!

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shadow123456789 0
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Wow, I guess it's true. No good deed goes un punished

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Blacksxe 1
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And here is why I am losing faith in humanity. You go to help someone and you get screwed over. Is there no justice in this world?

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makowiec 11

Agreed.. This is one of the few genuine fml's on here :s

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good2know 0
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That's why there's a Justice League.

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Ugi 26
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THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST ME.* * Not actually _me_, you understand.

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