FML : Today, I went with the kids I work with to a roller rink, where there are tons of black lights. Under the glow, I realized in horror that an old semen...

Today, I went with the kids I work with to a roller rink, where there are tons of black lights. Under the glow, I realized in horror that an old semen stain could be seen on my shorts. Praying no one saw, or realized what it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tomato - / Friday 11 August 2017 14:30 /

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By toelie | 24

#7528515 - Friday 11 August 2017 16:02

So, how long do you usually keep wearing semen-stained clothes?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7528498 - Friday 11 August 2017 15:28

Everyone knows that black light reveals old, dried-up semen.

So, was the stain on the front or the back?

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By Aiden Stubblefield | 9

#7526218 - Monday 7 August 2017 20:41

did they?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7528498 - Friday 11 August 2017 15:28

Everyone knows that black light reveals old, dried-up semen.

So, was the stain on the front or the back?

Michael Angelo Constancio | 7

#7543303 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 17:22

Lol I love this guy's comments

By toelie | 24

#7528515 - Friday 11 August 2017 16:02

So, how long do you usually keep wearing semen-stained clothes?

zeffra13 | 31

#7529028 - Saturday 12 August 2017 21:17

Blacklights can light up stains even if they've been through several washes.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7528529 - Friday 11 August 2017 17:06

You'd think people would be too busy roller skating to semen stains.

By anyoldnamewilldo | 22

#7528544 - Friday 11 August 2017 18:08

Soap and water will help that. Seriously though, you wear nasty semen stained clothes to work? Gross.

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7528593 - Friday 11 August 2017 19:58

Seems like you weren't to sure about the stain, were you upset about it or are you bragging about having sex sometime in the past.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7528613 - Friday 11 August 2017 20:22

All you got to do now is smear semen all over your shorts. Nobody else would noticed that stain when your whole shorts lights up like a Christmas tree.