Today, I went with the kids I work with to a roller rink, where there are tons of black lights. Under the glow, I realized in horror that an old semen stain could be seen on my shorts. Praying no one saw, or realized what it was. FML
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Aiden Stubblefield
| 9
did they?
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RichardPencil
| 28
Everyone knows that black light reveals old, dried-up semen.
So, was the stain on the front or the back?
So, was the stain on the front or the back?
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Lol I love this guy's comments
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toelie
| 25
So, how long do you usually keep wearing semen-stained clothes?
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zeffra13
| 31
Blacklights can light up stains even if they've been through several washes.
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Glowworm56
| 25
You'd think people would be too busy roller skating to semen stains.
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anyoldnamewilldo
| 23
Soap and water will help that. Seriously though, you wear nasty semen stained clothes to work? Gross.
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gobiteme2
| 34
Seems like you weren't to sure about the stain, were you upset about it or are you bragging about having sex sometime in the past.
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Lobby_Bee
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All you got to do now is smear semen all over your shorts. Nobody else would noticed that stain when your whole shorts lights up like a Christmas tree.
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RockPrincess26
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You're one nasty motherfucker.
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pjsr
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As long as they don't ask, "Hey, where can I get some of that cool glow in the dark stuff for my shorts?"
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A.c. Vena
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Don't know what a 'washing machine' is?
So, was the stain on the front or the back?