By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. When I went to change into tight jeans which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled: "It's the mommy show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 781
You deserved it 2 547

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1dvs_bstd 41

Your kid is diabolically hardcore.

This is why I love little kids. They truly live in their own tiny little worlds... Fucking adorable. You're a star, mom!


1dvs_bstd 41

Your kid is diabolically hardcore.

Maybe she was just proud of her mother and wanted to show her off? Okay, no, I can't sincerely make light of this. OP, it sounds like your daughter could use some stern words and perhaps some form of repercussion, depending on how deliberate she was in causing embarrassment for you.

#19 she's 4. not saying it is ok but kids do that kind of stuff that's why you have to keep a close eye on them.

Yeah I don't think a 4 year old was purposely causing harm

MasterTron 24

A kindergarten class conspired to kill their teacher

ok #46 I am now disturbed

#46, I think you singlehandedly started a new Google search trend. On the other hand, you are wrong. 8 and 9 year olds kindergarteners do not make.

@25 & 29 I've been around a lot of children that age, either from relatives or in a preschool environment (my sister is a teacher). I'm a little worried that you're so quick to dismiss that sort of behavior just because they're four years old. If you, as a parent, do not take on the responsibility of teaching your child right from wrong, as well as proper public behavior, your expectations are far too low. The appropriate thing to do as a parent is to firmly correct the behavior, in a way that you see fit, without being harsh.

yes. and as a parent, 4 year olds are going to do stuff like that...they are suppose to because they are still learning right from wrong.i never said she shouldn't be corrected for doing that because it could happen agian or she could do it to someone else....but it doesnt make it any less funny.

ihavenolifehaha 16

They probably enjoyed the show

voncrane 23

That's hilarious, I would have laughed it off.. Feel sorry for you though OP.

joeyl2008 29

I'm not sure why you're getting disliked. That is hilarious

#55 It has 2 plus likes...

Did they applaud?

just remember this when she's a teenager and it will be your turn to embaress her. moms know how to really do it!

When I was a kid, I went to see one of those Santa people. Instead of saying what I wanted for Christmas, I pulled his beard off and shouted "HO HO HO!". My mum tried to embarrass me with it a few years ago, all I could think was how awesome I was and laughed at little me. Chances are, trying to embarrass OP's kid with this will not work. I for one would find it hilarious.

How did Santa react? That sounds hilarious.

thanks that's actually what i meant when I wrote it.

Trust me, when her daughter turns 13-14, she will most likely look back at this and be embarrassed. Maybe when she's older than 13-14, she'll laugh it off, but she'll most likely be embarrassed by that age.

MrThump 16

Some people would pay money to see that. Nice work kid!

She will be a good party host in the future.

Will there be an encore performance some time soon.

Did she learn to say that from her dad?