Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells...

By Timv86 - 16/2/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By clib542 | 0

#862053 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:10

I guess she will be walking home

By Geckofreak97 | 0

#862048 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:09

That sort of thing has happened to me on more than one occasion. FYL

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By fisheatsbear | 6

#862035 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:06

fisheatsbear | 6

#862041 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:08

yay I got first

Averizzle | 0

#862153 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:40

Again, you can stick a cucumber covered in fire ants in her vagina as revenge.. Don't forget the camcorder!

Tripout | 0

#862189 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:49

ROFLMFAO, I'm sorry, this is just too good. Funny as sister you got there >;D

mrteacup | 0

#862398 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:09

ya 34 I doubt why would u do that to a girl? but op your sis' is freaking funny

Watchmaker | 2

#862885 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:03

Suddenly, I have to wonder what happens if you apply cyanoacrylate glue to the bottom end of a cucumber and shove it in a vagina. Would it look like a raging boner from the outside?

bwhahaha_fml | 10

#863117 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:40

34 you have some very evil and disturbing thoughts

and op... that is why you don't take shortcuts and walk around certain sections. and don't even try to say it was the only way.

mooshibear140 | 4

#863182 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:55

your sister does alot of crazy things to you, doesn't she? [:

Terwilliger | 0

#863225 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:09

hahaa is she hot? she has an awesome sense of humour

jollykilla704 | 0

#863405 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:09

leave her there. just get in the car and drive home. you instantly win. and if you took separate cars, dump on hers hood.

Reyo | 2

#863459 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:27

Just what I was thinking 141.

"HAHA YOU LOSER THAT WAS HILA-wait where'd you go..."

girlwithatruck | 0

#863610 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:54

That's fucking sick! why would you even think of that? even if it is revenge...

weaverr | 4

#863834 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:51

that would hurt like hell, lmfao

karee10 | 0

#863863 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:58

that's sooo funny:) sorry dude!!

xlostwithoutu | 0

#864190 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:12

Sounds like something my sister would do. Smack her when u get home.

mylifeblows32 | 0

#864391 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:03

take a dump on her when she us sleeping. that's what I do to keep my girl in line

jamiebuczko | 0

#864765 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 7:22

lmfao!

BM13HC | 0

#865950 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 17:48

@ 34 Averizzle, you're going to hell, man

gingersnapper | 0

#867648 - Thursday 18 February 2010 4:17

Don't forget the_!

Aww, you remembered! :D

KaylaCrow | 4

#873534 - Friday 19 February 2010 23:32

I think that's almost incest. Sticking anything in your SISTER'S vag is.

wordgirl | 0

#873718 - Saturday 20 February 2010 0:30

Averizzle: YOU ARE DISGUSTING. you gross, immature asshole. How old are you? Twelve? And do you, by any chance, have alcoholic/drug abusing parents? Maybe you live in a bad part of town? I mean, something's got to be wrong with you...

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#910818 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:47

YDI for being around to protect her from ACTUAL creeps.. I hope you learnt your lesson.. Now, you gotta let her learn hers.. but that could take a while.. In the meantime, #141's plan is sounding nice..

MiSTERmAttt | 0

#1218992 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 22:16

roflolcopter I would stick a DVD player I her vagina I've done it great revenge

chahat | 0

#2856604 - Saturday 9 July 2011 18:55

WTF?! just .... WTF?!

stephanieeDawnx | 0

#3676024 - Saturday 3 December 2011 5:21

Op; Ha! Let's see who's laughing now! >:)
*drives away as sister is coming out of store*
sister; >:( *phone* MOM!!!!!
Op; -_- fuck. Get in.

Sister always wins. :D

ScottieJo | 8

#3730378 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 15:40

Shut up you spaz. He obviously wasn't serious.

By ZombieBunnies | 0

#862038 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

deathcab7 | 0

#862619 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:54

haha^ and op, thats hilarious! thats something I would do.

By Invioletlight | 0

#862042 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:08

In today's society, be lucky you weren't hauled away to spend the night in jail (at least).

Vayant | 0

#862218 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:01

Haha, true.

thoughtcrimeno1 | 0

#862902 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:09

in my home country you would be stoned to death for your insolence, or maybe harpooned...depends on the weather really

st0815 | 9

#863439 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:20

The harpooning is when it rains, I assume?

Tdoodle | 0

#864605 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:14

r u from Canada?

prepayedtank | 0

#4256648 - Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:07

In Canada, we just put you in a cage with out pet moose (I'm actually Canadian so no hatin)

By Geckofreak97 | 0

#862048 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:09

That sort of thing has happened to me on more than one occasion. FYL

ianl87 | 0

#862056 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:11

I've never felt better to be an only child

koolitaliano | 0

#862105 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:25

true, I'd get revenge on her somehow, like stashing a bunch of dildos in a place the mother would look, so she looks like a sex addicted freak

Averizzle | 0

#862287 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:23

rofl. ^

repyourcliche | 0

#862324 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:38

rofl. ^

omgitsdomonique | 0

#862441 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:29

rofl. ^

mochi_fml | 0

#862493 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:49

rofl. ^

x_HELLo_tHERE_x | 0

#862495 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:51

Was that a rofl train?

willrh102291 | 0

#862551 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:15

rofl^

Averizzle | 0

#862618 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:54

rofl^

ringmybell_fml | 0

#862814 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 21:21

I like to say rofl, 'rolf.'

thoughtcrimeno1 | 0

#862910 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:12

rickrolled obituary funds lasagna

LauraTheKiwi | 0

#863288 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:24

rofl. ^

Freeze_fml | 16

#863400 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:06

rofl ^

demoon_fml | 7

#863473 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:32

Rofl

mcgugs | 0

#863622 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:56

c-c-c-combo breaker! (again)

EastonxStealth | 0

#864191 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:12

lmfao^

xlostwithoutu | 0

#864199 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:14

rofl. ^

stlcardsftw | 0

#864470 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:23

rofl

Gumblebum100 | 0

#864533 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:40

rofl^ Roadkill, Only For Luck!! lol idk

gods_hunter10 | 0

#864545 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:46

rofl

matau32 | 0

#864680 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:43

rofl^

HelloAnna | 0

#866623 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:10

Rofl^

mahamii_93 | 0

#869291 - Thursday 18 February 2010 18:37

rofl ^

chloelovestoswim | 6

#964906 - Saturday 20 March 2010 13:39

rotflmfao^

Link5794 | 16

#1208422 - Sunday 8 August 2010 18:46

Roflcoptermfaowtfbbq
BTw, u should bitch-slap the... bitch

FFYL334 | 0

#2356563 - Saturday 16 April 2011 7:50

rofl^

Splayd | 10

#3341711 - Sunday 25 September 2011 2:28

rofl ^

musicalducky | 21

#4958999 - Saturday 22 September 2012 11:40

rofl ^

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#5332353 - Sunday 20 January 2013 20:39

PMSL ^

ShadowlessSpear | 21

#6124157 - Friday 21 November 2014 4:31

rofl^

By chellzrox | 0

#862049 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:09

lol. that's messed up.

By maph3rs | 0

#862052 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:10

that's awesome. but yeah lucky you didn't get a kicking!!

By clib542 | 0

#862053 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:10

I guess she will be walking home

mabs91 | 0

#862806 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 21:19

Exactly what i was thinking.

By samantha_durano | 5

#862057 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:11

hahah, I love your sister.

do20ss | 4

#862130 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:36

that was clowning, she got u pretty good, op is prolly a nerd and still let her in the car and took her home and ur parents prolly laughed at u too, then u went to ur room and watched AS A FISH EATS A BEAR???

puedominican | 0

#862280 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:22

lol

fisheatsbear | 6

#862297 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:27

you called?

do20ss | 4

#862432 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:27

yea I called to say get a life

By MISStaken43 | 0

#862058 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:11

hahah priceless.

By Invioletlight | 0

#862059 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:11

@Fisheatsbear

You were first because you didn't actually comment. You being first will have some value at least when your comments are
actual viewpoints or opinions related to the FML.

fisheatsbear | 6

#862068 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:14

shhhh. and think about this: fish eating a bear

Juggalette_623 | 9

#862139 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:37

piranha? >.>

steffex | 0

#863126 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:42

thats one hungry fishhh....