FML : Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for my hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I...

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Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for my hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jack ass and was saying how people like him give us a bad reputation on the beach. I then see him running to his choking daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By howembarrasing - / Sunday 19 April 2009 20:49 / United States

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By Adamantoise | 0

#125602 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:54

It's not your fault. He should of said "My daughter's choking!" or something. I would call the guy a jackass if he just cut in front of me.

By omfgglol | 0

#125627 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:58

This is F the daughter's life. Today I was at the beach eating a hot dog and I started choking. My father panicked. He ran away, and I assumed that he was going to find someone to help. He comes back with a cup filled with water. I died of asphyxiation. FML.

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By LazyLlama | 0

#125592 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:51

....Wait, why would you get a cup of water for someone choking...(I will resist trying to say that number. Although I'm prob too late lol)

benny2465 | 0

#1445145 - Thursday 23 September 2010 03:44

ydi for assuming, I hope you were also making a sand kitchen

lolx7 | 5

#3949869 - Friday 27 January 2012 05:30

don't judge other people you have no idea what they are going through

By iCookie | 0

#125593 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:51

aww that sucks.

tpm45 | 25

#5753109 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 12:34

I'm pretty sure she isn't sucking. Or blowing. Or breathing....

bl865ood | 17

#6261044 - Monday 13 April 2015 05:53

there's a button for that

By Adamantoise | 0

#125602 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:54

It's not your fault. He should of said "My daughter's choking!" or something. I would call the guy a jackass if he just cut in front of me.

By betsymonty | 0

#125604 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:54

...is water going to magically help him perform the Heimlich? Parents should have to take first aid classes.

blankaex | 0

#1344965 - Friday 3 September 2010 05:52

A full-grown man performing the Heimlich Manouver on a little girl...?

xDancer101x | 0

#2319074 - Saturday 9 April 2011 01:55

um I disagree^ if it's your child choking then yea you would give mouth to mouth....

caboose003 | 0

#3252023 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 02:39

Umm.. You don't give mouth to mouth to someone who's chocking, unless they pass out. But if she was still coughing he should have just encouraged her to cough, instead of running off. And you never! Give someone who's chocking anything to ingest!

rubberduckie94 | 13

#3726064 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 07:14

u only give mouth to mouth if breathing is stoppedand u have made sure the airway is clear. not just if they pass out. the girl could have not been choking on something, but just having a coughing fit in which case water is appropriate to give to sooth the irritation causing the cough.

By Kareohlynah | 0

#125605 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:54

By JSmith08 | 0

#125607 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:55

yeah i dont really see how water is supposed to help someone who is choking, but you still shouldnt assume that he was being a douche.

RMC128 | 4

#4670716 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 04:33

Water helps dislodge the item stuck in ones throat.

By uhhuh_her | 0

#125609 - Monday 20 April 2009 01:55

You're so observant of your surroundings. Way to note what was going on around you. Maybe next time you see a frantic man needing water, you'll take a good hard look around you before you assume he's a jackass. The only jackass on that beach was you.