I guess that date was a "cat-a strophe"

your comment was a catastrophe.

You don't understand humour you fucking mistake of a person

Quit with the cringe inducing puns already or at least have the courtesy to make it funny.

If OP's date would have woke the cat he surely would have gotten attacked and exclaimed: "Me... OW!"

stop it #19

I will not stop. While I can't say the same for those who hear it, telling puns gives me a 100% satisfaction rate. Saying a great pun with good timing is fulfilling in and of itself, but saying a crummy pun is equally satisfying. The way some people twist and turn as if their are in a state of extreme psychological anguish is very gratifying.

I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me

Of course! Then maybe he could have 2 cats to play with at his place.... Genius

No, you can't play with my cat ; he's taking a nap right now .

He's not good enough for you if that's his excuse..

dumbass lol

If that is actually what happened then that is ADORABLE!

Not really. He could have texted to let OP know he wasn't coming, rather than waiting for her to hunt him down.

#5 Yeah, not showing up for a date is SO adorable, especially when a cat can be woken and go back to sleep in about 5 seconds flat.

"Pleading cat" - a genuine excuse in my household to excuse oneself from any activity. I'm with him on this one.

As far as excuses for ditching a date go, that is up there with a family death. Totally justified.

Well, I guess we all know which pussy he prefers. Sorry OP. :c

Bad pun

Genius pun. ;)

Sounds like something I would do.

I'd say he has his priorities straight.

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