Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML
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Koalax3
| 18
I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me
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Yolomcswaggin420
| 17
I guess that date was a "cat-a strophe"
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Yolomcswaggin420
| 17
I guess that date was a "cat-a strophe"
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carebear1228
| 20
your comment was a catastrophe.
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Yolomcswaggin420
| 17
You don't understand humour you fucking mistake of a person
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
Quit with the cringe inducing puns already or at least have the courtesy to make it funny.
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alfalfalaffa
| 17
If OP's date would have woke the cat he surely would have gotten attacked and exclaimed: "Me... OW!"
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kells1124
| 14
stop it #19
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alfalfalaffa
| 17
I will not stop. While I can't say the same for those who hear it, telling puns gives me a 100% satisfaction rate. Saying a great pun with good timing is fulfilling in and of itself, but saying a crummy pun is equally satisfying. The way some people twist and turn as if their are in a state of extreme psychological anguish is very gratifying.
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Koalax3
| 18
I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me
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ptoka
| 20
Of course! Then maybe he could have 2 cats to play with at his place.... Genius
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more4me
| 27
No, you can't play with my cat ; he's taking a nap right now .
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jlang917
| 14
He's not good enough for you if that's his excuse..
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Kaos_Yggdrasil
| 7
dumbass lol
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Paksenarrion
| 24
If that is actually what happened then that is ADORABLE!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Not really. He could have texted to let OP know he wasn't coming, rather than waiting for her to hunt him down.
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chosha_fml
| 25
#5 Yeah, not showing up for a date is SO adorable, especially when a cat can be woken and go back to sleep in about 5 seconds flat.
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booze_n_bitches
| 35
"Pleading cat" - a genuine excuse in my household to excuse oneself from any activity. I'm with him on this one.
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thawny_fml
| 21
As far as excuses for ditching a date go, that is up there with a family death. Totally justified.
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PharmacyJoe
| 13
Well, I guess we all know which pussy he prefers. Sorry OP. :c
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rileyrae0000
| 23
Bad pun
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TheKingOfHearts
| 19
Genius pun. ;)
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MyDadLeftMeInKFC
| 21
Sounds like something I would do.
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Mitchellbassists
| 29
I'd say he has his priorities straight.
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RealSuperSand
| 21
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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