By Samprib - 01/06/2013 05:09 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 016
You deserved it 20 765

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NickaPLZ 26

You just met God. Be in awe.

Hey, now you can safely have sex. It's a win-win scenario. A little embarrassment is worth it.

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NickaPLZ 26

You just met God. Be in awe.

Hi........

Exactly. In my eyes, you just experienced a spiritual moment. That man was Heaven sent, OP.

That guy just saved your night you should be happy OP

Hey, now you can safely have sex. It's a win-win scenario. A little embarrassment is worth it.

Why is this an FML? You got free condoms and sex

If I met this guy, I would marry him.

The only FML I see is her maxed out card!

Um...this is a good thing.

Give that man a hug.

Might not be all he wants!

Yep, he probably saw that it was a multipack!

I agree. The slight embarrassment is nothing compared to free, safe, sex you got.

i hope you high fived him and said AMEN!

Honestly don't see how this is an FML. A guy upheld the bro-code and helped you out in your time of need, OP. That's something to be celebrated.

op's name is Samantha so implying she is a female and the health department gives out free condoms, at least thats what we learned in our sex ed class

I hope the only reason this is an FML is because you're getting some really good sex if you know what I mean.

...I don't think anyone knows what you mean...

PSH haters I get it! that she got f-cked hard in a good way

Hey free condoms. Be happy.

That is a true gentleman.