Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML
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trinity1982
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DON'T push objects down inside a cast to scratch an itchy spot. This activity has a high risk of damaging the skin, a blistered area or a surgical wound and causing an infection.
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redskinsmom
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use a ruler
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redskinsmom
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use a ruler
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xoconnie
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wow. she would say that.
tell on her! be a tattle tale and tell the manager(:
mwahaha that'll teach her not to be a smart ass anymore!!!
tell on her! be a tattle tale and tell the manager(:
mwahaha that'll teach her not to be a smart ass anymore!!!
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idkweird
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Again, NO! Plastic rulers can break and get stuck in there, and metal rulers can scratch the skin. Can you imagine what happens to a scratch that's stuck in a dark, sometimes damp area that gets no real air or cleansing? It's like a breeding ground for infections!
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myman47
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u were 8th and very attractive
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Brave_Sir_Robin
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@idkweird - and for people like my creepy uncle...
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mumbles05
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use a wire coat hanger; you can bend it for those hard to reach areas. straighten it then bend it in half; use the rounded end only. if you scrap or cut yourself under the cast your gonna have a whole new problem(infection)
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idkweird
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#42: Smartest idea so far!
BSR, that's hawt! Can I have his number? ;)
BSR, that's hawt! Can I have his number? ;)
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Philosophic
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Pussy.
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schnitzel5
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he bravely ran away, oh brave sir robin!
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schnitzel5
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use a machette duh
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DavidCooksAngel
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what a bitch! I broke my foot, had a cast lost a pencil in there . lol just becareful if u use a ruler or anything. GL
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droppoint
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it took me a few minutes to realize what he meant by "cast". I initially thought it was slang for something much more gross. the comments didn't help.
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SLKBlack96
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that means it's healing
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bhangu023
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becca, ur one sexy lady:)
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DavidCooksAngel
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thank you <3
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relyo
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That unbearable itching? That's your body punishing you for injuring it. YDI
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Yee12
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YDI for breaking your arm
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chromeLegend
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It should have ended with: "I'm a woman."
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psyco5000
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use a spoon or fork, or try the handle end of it.
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Abaastart
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Today, a sweaty, creepy guy came into the pharmacy where I work and asked me to scratch him under his cast. FML
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josiej0j0
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when i had a cast, I used the handle on a flyswatter. it worked!
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bubdud
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first
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TheRipper_fml
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idiot.
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Horney4her69
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tell her to be a woman
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lexie206
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sounds like 42 has had the same problem as the OP lol
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boopityboppity
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^Haha! Too true!
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eat_this_buddie
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haha that sucks. use benedryl cream.
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eat_this_buddie
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ah you're right >.< well I guess his life is f-ed. haha
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bidoof_fml
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Those super long Q-tips that doctors use would do the trick!
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harryman04
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CHOPSTICKS
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UberFail79
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I find slamming the cast repeatedly on the edge of a table works quite well. Try it!
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jbuckets_404
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UberFail79: As long as it's not YOUR cast that's being banged on the table, right? ;-)
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rstroupe
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u got dissed by a pharmacist
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knockasauras
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What you all don't know is, the cast is on his PENIS. hehehehahahahohoho
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missvee98324
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win.
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Zills
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he said he broke his arm.
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shamille
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in that case, he should get both the pharmacist AND his doctor fired
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me5
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good advice!!
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allen2020
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whats a cast?
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karollessthan3
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...
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awkwardkayy
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are you serious? jeez and I had a cast after surgery last year and I scratched it with whatever I could find but I ripped my stiches open.... not fun
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MightyMike2509
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man up son.... man up
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F_ur_life_douche
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nut up or shut up
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Becca_Blaise
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fuck I was 9th
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Anchavez2
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nicee..
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starkillerm
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FYA!
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ghostwitch1863
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wow that was sort of rude
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Jewelofagal
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Straighten out a wire clothes hanger. It's the perfect size to slip under the cast to scratch your itches.
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dtbomb
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so true :)