Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
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Kenik
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Well climb back up there and push her down!
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yummycupkake
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did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)
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Kenik
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Well climb back up there and push her down!
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sns_fml
| 0
I'm mr bucket put your balls in my mouth!
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akmufasa
| 1
#1 is just mean. OP just say haha you're gonna make me a sandwich now right?
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scrapmetal58
| 9
I think OP is dating a cat.
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Metal_Chick
| 15
Op- I don't know about other girls, but I personally like playing rough with guys I like if they fight back that's a plus! So listen to #1!!
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FMMFL1992
| 3
I would have done that
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ohhhhsuuuup
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OP's user name is "wolf boy"....I'm gunna say this "girl" he likes may not actually be female.
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CasualZombie
| 6
I think she likes him
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powderpuffjord13
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she got a little too flirty there hehe
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Tektite
| 14
You're lucky she didn't climb down the tree and start T-bagging you.
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wolflover44
| 5
I agree with #35. Playing rough is damn fun. ;) If I did that I would expect the guy to come push me out of the tree. Then he could come back down and we'd make it up to each other. Haha. ;)
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SoccerRebel594
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OP probably has nasty wolf-like hair, took his shirt off, and asked her to pet him while they sat in the tree. I'd have pushed him out aswell.
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ssaammiiee
| 5
ouch! I feel sorry for you!
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PaRTy4LyFe
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how high was the tree...
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lovelydarlings
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I think op is really falling for her. Hehe
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KatrinaKitten
| 16
Wow, she must have a lot of strength.
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garrettsgirl
| 0
I think thats a sign that she either likes you or hates you.... let's stick to the positive
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ishida1235
| 0
ps3 sucks
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maz255
| 10
op's girl: FAAALLCON...
op: fuck..
op: fuck..
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chessypie
| 0
or light her on fire :)
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chessypie
| 0
creep
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yoimtrollin
| 24
OP's crush is SUCH a keeper....... and by keeper I mean a douche.
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dorkychick
| 0
she thought you were edward
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auroracc99
| 0
Omg I was thinking that when I was reading this!
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auroracc99
| 0
Omg I was thinking that when I was reading this!
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gamercanadian
| 11
#1 I'm so buying assassins creed revelations yoo
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humorizer
| 14
"Today, a male that I liked pushed me off the second to last step on the way down. I feel 2 feet and hurt my finger a little. I cried because it was a little painful. FML"
"OMG! WHAT A HORRIBLE MAN. KICK HIS TESTICLES!"
"THAT'S ABUSE! CALL THE POLICE!"
"What a horrible guy! Karma etc."
"Someone should beat him up!"
"Today, a girl pushed me out of a tree."
"Awww! How cute!"
"You should ask her out."
"Cuuuttteee!"
"OMG! WHAT A HORRIBLE MAN. KICK HIS TESTICLES!"
"THAT'S ABUSE! CALL THE POLICE!"
"What a horrible guy! Karma etc."
"Someone should beat him up!"
"Today, a girl pushed me out of a tree."
"Awww! How cute!"
"You should ask her out."
"Cuuuttteee!"
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OkayImSorry
| 0
Guy has sex with drunk girl = Rape
Girl has sex with drunk guy = Rarely Rape
Drunk guy has sex with Drunk Girl = Only guy gets charged with rape.
To the guy above: Homie, men are discriminated against, face it...
Girl has sex with drunk guy = Rarely Rape
Drunk guy has sex with Drunk Girl = Only guy gets charged with rape.
To the guy above: Homie, men are discriminated against, face it...
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anonymou5e
| 6
to ^: Men just have the 'raping asshole' image, whilst women have the 'I'm very cute and never do shit' image. That really makes the difference.
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DKParth13
| 5
12 you are really dumb fo real!!
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Hmmm_ok
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ahhh.. the almighty falcon punch!! lol in that case there was nothing the op could've done.
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Eggnogs
| 2
why not???? I'd rip her pants off if she started t-bagging me...
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xTwig
| 10
If your on FML for sympathy and for good ideas... Your looking for the wrong people.
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officeradvil
| 8
Well that isn't very nice at all
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bennetts211
| 2
Oh, she's a keeper!
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LordGoober
| 13
Yeah, guess you can say he's really falling for her.
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supersailor32
| 0
FUCK HER SHIT UP!
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F2M2L
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sabotage! she's obviously a double agent.
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PaRTy4LyFe
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cause he's freeee, free falling
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numbers878
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71, now why would op Mess up her crap.
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yummycupkake
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did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)
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OkayImSorry
| 0
What if it was fake grass that was actually made out of green colored titanium alloy blades?
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Jacobt24
| 19
125 - When I get old, I'm going to get that kind of grass to keep those young whipper-snappers off my lawn
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OkayImSorry
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Hell. Why not get it now?
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tellithowitis
| 13
All these comments have made my day. Thank you.
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paolayupp
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if you were a real wolf, you would have landed on your paws.
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soad4life
| 2
wolves are dogs and therefore would not land on their feet... just saying
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BMXbrett
| 0
true^^
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SoCalGal14
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wolves are dogs. dogs don't land on their feet it's cats. come on, now. you should now that
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whisperingeye13
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if he was a real wolf he couldn't have climbed the tree
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Slipknot666Maggo
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if he were a real wolf he would have tore her to shreds.
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TeeAmoo
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Dumb Ass You Should Have Juss Said Lion !
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blondieblue33
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she said wolf because of his name! why would she say lion?!
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happymelon
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He's just like a dog. Always ends up on all fours.
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brookig
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And you should KNOW how to spell before you correct someone else.
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hehehahAho
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If he was a real wolf, she would have been torn to shreds and eaten.
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MJangel18
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Wouldn't That be a cat
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MJangel18
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Wouldn't That be a cat
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shrek1000
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if he were a real wolf 1) he couldn't climb trees 2) he wouldn't be on a date
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Stupend0us
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Ask for sympathy sex.
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nmearayta
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do it in in the tree. if anyone sees you, stare the person in the eye until he or she leaves or you finish
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flockz
| 19
well she obviously likes op when hes falling... so sympathy sex while bungie jumping would probably really turn her on lol
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SoccerRebel594
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51 has the right idea. Or combine both of those ideas...now that's finished like a boss. Bungie jumping from a tree, having sex, and staring someone in the eyes until they leave or you finish....like a boss.
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dreamering
| 16
It's a sign that she loves you to death.
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Patty22
| 0
I agree lol
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volley4eva1698
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OP's falling for her...HAHA that sucked
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kawaiianime
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Depends...how high was the tree?
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yummycupkake
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even if the tree wasn't very high at all I wouldn't appreciate the guy I like pushing me off of it lmao :D
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foxyrambo
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what depends on this?
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OWNZ
| 0
Silly goose! Trees cant get high! ;)
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Newboyz00185
| 0
6 Inches.....
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maz255
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105....giggity
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SammLikesTurtles
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aw that sucks.. sorry op.
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sportsfreakpc12
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aww she's s keeper :)
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Pawned71
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77 OR unlucky
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soccergurl95
| 8
in a cage(:
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dawsum1
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ahh deep down she loves you very much..