Love: Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful...

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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Kenik 6

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

Well climb back up there and push her down!

yummycupkake 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)

Kenik 6

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

Well climb back up there and push her down!

sns_fml 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:04

I'm mr bucket put your balls in my mouth!

akmufasa 1

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:13

#1 is just mean. OP just say haha you're gonna make me a sandwich now right?

scrapmetal58 9

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:18

I think OP is dating a cat.

Metal_Chick 15

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:19

Op- I don't know about other girls, but I personally like playing rough with guys I like if they fight back that's a plus! So listen to #1!!

FMMFL1992 3

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:19

I would have done that

ohhhhsuuuup 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:42

OP's user name is "wolf boy"....I'm gunna say this "girl" he likes may not actually be female.

CasualZombie 6

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:53

I think she likes him

powderpuffjord13 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:08

she got a little too flirty there hehe

Tektite 14

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:09

You're lucky she didn't climb down the tree and start T-bagging you.

wolflover44 5

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:16

I agree with #35. Playing rough is damn fun. ;) If I did that I would expect the guy to come push me out of the tree. Then he could come back down and we'd make it up to each other. Haha. ;)

SoccerRebel594 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:18

OP probably has nasty wolf-like hair, took his shirt off, and asked her to pet him while they sat in the tree. I'd have pushed him out aswell.

ssaammiiee 5

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:39

ouch! I feel sorry for you!

PaRTy4LyFe 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:54

how high was the tree...

lovelydarlings 6

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Sunday 10 July 2011 5:11

I think op is really falling for her. Hehe

KatrinaKitten 16

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Sunday 10 July 2011 5:13

Wow, she must have a lot of strength.

garrettsgirl 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 5:20

I think thats a sign that she either likes you or hates you.... let's stick to the positive

ishida1235 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 6:12

ps3 sucks

maz255 10

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Sunday 10 July 2011 6:18

op's girl: FAAALLCON... op: fuck..

chessypie 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 6:19

or light her on fire :)

chessypie 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 6:21

creep

yoimtrollin 24

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Sunday 10 July 2011 6:31

OP's crush is SUCH a keeper....... and by keeper I mean a douche.

dorkychick 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 7:01

she thought you were edward

auroracc99 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 8:56

Omg I was thinking that when I was reading this!

auroracc99 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 8:56

Omg I was thinking that when I was reading this!

gamercanadian 11

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:17

#1 I'm so buying assassins creed revelations yoo

humorizer 14

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:33

"Today, a male that I liked pushed me off the second to last step on the way down. I feel 2 feet and hurt my finger a little. I cried because it was a little painful. FML" "OMG! WHAT A HORRIBLE MAN. KICK HIS TESTICLES!" "THAT'S ABUSE! CALL THE POLICE!" "What a horrible guy! Karma etc." "Someone should beat him up!" "Today, a girl pushed me out of a tree." "Awww! How cute!" "You should ask her out." "Cuuuttteee!"

OkayImSorry 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 10:21

Guy has sex with drunk girl = Rape Girl has sex with drunk guy = Rarely Rape Drunk guy has sex with Drunk Girl = Only guy gets charged with rape. To the guy above: Homie, men are discriminated against, face it...

anonymou5e 6

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Sunday 10 July 2011 10:31

to ^: Men just have the 'raping asshole' image, whilst women have the 'I'm very cute and never do shit' image. That really makes the difference.

DKParth13 5

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Sunday 10 July 2011 11:00

12 you are really dumb fo real!!

Hmmm_ok 0

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Monday 11 July 2011 13:53

ahhh.. the almighty falcon punch!! lol in that case there was nothing the op could've done.

Eggnogs 2

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Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:31

why not???? I'd rip her pants off if she started t-bagging me...

xTwig 10

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Monday 8 July 2013 5:30

If your on FML for sympathy and for good ideas... Your looking for the wrong people.

officeradvil 8

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

Well that isn't very nice at all

bennetts211 2

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:02

Oh, she's a keeper!

LordGoober 13

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:10

Yeah, guess you can say he's really falling for her.

supersailor32 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:03

FUCK HER SHIT UP!

F2M2L 5

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:24

sabotage! she's obviously a double agent.

PaRTy4LyFe 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 5:04

cause he's freeee, free falling

numbers878 8

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:34

71, now why would op Mess up her crap.

yummycupkake 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)

OkayImSorry 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 5:30

What if it was fake grass that was actually made out of green colored titanium alloy blades?

Jacobt24 19

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Sunday 10 July 2011 5:40

125 - When I get old, I'm going to get that kind of grass to keep those young whipper-snappers off my lawn

OkayImSorry 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 8:16

Hell. Why not get it now?

tellithowitis 13

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Sunday 5 February 2012 17:33

All these comments have made my day. Thank you.

paolayupp 6

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:02

if you were a real wolf, you would have landed on your paws.

soad4life 2

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:29

wolves are dogs and therefore would not land on their feet... just saying

BMXbrett 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:43

true^^

SoCalGal14 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:10

wolves are dogs. dogs don't land on their feet it's cats. come on, now. you should now that

whisperingeye13 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:39

if he was a real wolf he couldn't have climbed the tree

Slipknot666Maggo 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 6:44

if he were a real wolf he would have tore her to shreds.

TeeAmoo 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 7:07

Dumb Ass You Should Have Juss Said Lion !

blondieblue33 2

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Sunday 10 July 2011 7:18

she said wolf because of his name! why would she say lion?!

happymelon 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 8:41

He's just like a dog. Always ends up on all fours.

brookig 10

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:35

And you should KNOW how to spell before you correct someone else.

hehehahAho 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 11:45

If he was a real wolf, she would have been torn to shreds and eaten.

MJangel18 2

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Friday 22 July 2011 23:35

Wouldn't That be a cat

MJangel18 2

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Friday 22 July 2011 23:35

Wouldn't That be a cat

shrek1000 12

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Friday 22 July 2016 1:15

if he were a real wolf 1) he couldn't climb trees 2) he wouldn't be on a date

Stupend0us 7

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:03

Ask for sympathy sex.

nmearayta 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:31

do it in in the tree. if anyone sees you, stare the person in the eye until he or she leaves or you finish

flockz 19

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Sunday 10 July 2011 3:43

well she obviously likes op when hes falling... so sympathy sex while bungie jumping would probably really turn her on lol

SoccerRebel594 0

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Sunday 10 July 2011 4:21

51 has the right idea. Or combine both of those ideas...now that's finished like a boss. Bungie jumping from a tree, having sex, and staring someone in the eyes until they leave or you finish....like a boss.