By regected - United States
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, you're repaid." FML
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  ithedarkone  |  0

wow dude way to ruin it i mean you got to be able to read girls... its not every girl would find that cool some girl actually take offense to shit like that... but she acted like a bitch because i really don't think she had to go to that extent it was just a joke... and if you were serious she could of laughed it off and given you a hit that's not happening

  cutiepi  |  0

too bad movie theatres dont sell those.
also that probably would have given him the wrong idea.. doing that is cute and thoughtful and would give him hope for kisses in the future
but what she did was a very clear and blatant "im not interested"
in my mind anyway.

  blargity  |  0

#4 he spelled "you're " right once so must know how to spell "you're"
and everyone who thinks he doesn't know how to spell "rejected" j is extremely close to g on most keyboards or maybe he was using another keyboard, such as a phone or psp, ds, wii

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

56, you do realize you can make up any nickname you want once you log off and submit, regardless on if it's already a username?

Also yes, lol it's you're, OP, not your.

Though it does suck, you were just trying to be cutesy (I hope) and she had to act like a jerk about it.
What SHOULD have happened:
"Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses."
"Hah! All right, fine I'll get another bucket [sticks out tongue]"
It SOUNDS the same, but notice the chick isn't being all "[shove] Here, repaid"

If you were being serious about the kisses, though, you suck.

  TheLetterZero  |  7

Reading fail chocogatto12.

The OP said "your going", so Dame used "your going" in his example to make it identical to the FML.

Also, note how the girl says "you're" while the OP says "your". Seems like the girl uses grammar better than the OP. I find that funny.

  djb23  |  0

it's not even the line, it's probably just how he said it. YOU DESERVE IT FOR MAKING A PRETTY DECE LINE SOUND AWKWARD AND UNATTRACTIVE.


I don't think that's too bad of a line either. I mean, it's not like a random person said it. They are probably friends or something, otherwise she wouldn't have gone with him. However, your life isn't remotely fucked just because you got slightly "regected".

Hey, at least you got some free popcorn!


Also, there's a difference between being a grammar nazi, and expecting people to not abuse the English language. People who use 'your' incorrectly are most likely... Fucking stupid

  blargity  |  0

#27 you're obviously "fucking stupid" too because he used you're correctly and are too "fucking stupid" to consider that people who use it incorrectly are possibly trying to multitask, are really tired, or don't care about english like most overly obsessive compulsive trolls on this website

  wbrycem  |  0

27 ftw 109 ftl

He did use the wrong "your," and you don't have to be intensely focused (P.S. who is multitasking when posting on FML? The man's typing on a keyboard, what else are you expecting him to do?), awake, or be obsessive compulsive to notice. Honestly, how hard is it to put an apostrophe and an e in a word? It's called learning your native language, it's not that hard.

You are = you're

Not a hard concept. In fact, if you do it enough, it becomes a habit, and you look like way less of an idiot. Take note, 109.


It kills me that everyone will go on and on about using the correct form of your, but no one ever seems to mind when someone says 'would of', which I can say is--without hyperbole--one million times worse.

Anyway, OP: YDI for essentially calling her a prostitute.