By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
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Think you should make him an ex.

You should have left the theater and never looked back.


Think you should make him an ex.

DoomJeff91 2

Or a sandwich. Maybe he'd appreciate you more.

leahlovesya121 0

you are a genius

#1 beat me to it. If he's going to pull that crap, he's not worth your time.

Coprophobia 0

@6- You are good, awesome job.

suaveneanderthal 0

haha that sounds like something i would do to my girlfriend but i'd just be playing with her and really go sit with her during the movie. but if he really just ditched you then you must have some issues to work out. Of course on the other hand if he paid for your ticket then free movie for you so its not so so bad.

#6 gets best comment of the week.

DoomJeff91 2

This is a victory for sandwich hungry men everywhere. Long live assholes!

ReasonsToFly 0

#6 shouldn't be buried, damn feminists. Your boyfriend is just being awesome, you know, bros before hoes.

chicks before dicks

DoomJeff91 2

Can't argue. I'd take a chick over a dick anyday.

waterynuggets 0


lmfaowww 0

a man's gotta eat.

mattyb39 0

ya it is bros before hoes and chicks before dicks d is the same exact thing

kcmcg09 0

no, bros b4 hoes

I agree with #1. What is he 12? He's a loser. Get rid of him and find someone who really respects you.

I think that if u have a Girlfriend then u should sit with her rather than ur friends.


MissBrightsidee 0

not if you're on a date!

does nobody else realize that he probably wanted to sit with her AND his friends? it's not like he said 'I'm going to hang with my friends instead of you' she just didn't go m with him.

Hahahaha a woman in the kitchen joke. How original.

You should have left the theater and never looked back.

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looooolz 0

are you kidding? It would be different if he went there with her and them, but deciding to go to a movie with HER and then ditching them for anybody - be they mates or not - is disrespectful and an absolute dick move. Don't kid yourself and expect you can get away with anything similar, or you'll find yourself quite alone, if you aren't already.

Octiskeet 0

Right, because before sitting down to watch the movie with him, she should've said "O WAIT, you might run into your friends. Lemme pay for that ticket and you run along if you see them, kay?". She's not his mom, she's his GIRLFRIEND.

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#132 You're an idiot. Who wastes there time with a derogatory comment as useless as that? Get a set; then grow up a bit. Kay?

kwosti 0

Life's too short to wait for arseholes honey...

Gavik 0

YDI for not giving him head during the movie.

Not as great as its cracked up to be...the chair rest really interfere...

sublime93 0

Where I live the armrest can be moved upwards

I keep hearing about these arm rests you can move but man, I've never been to a place that does it! Hudson Valley needs to get with the program.

Ahhh why would you do that in a movie theater? People are really likely to see/hear you, even in the dark, then you get kicked out for being a disturbance or something. Unless it was mostly empty, then go for it. As for the OP: Shit sucks, but from my experience, some guys are dopey and do that without thinking. In other words, he probably wasn't intending to be insensitive.

#3 is the biggest dumbass I have seen on FML... #3 FYL for being so goddamned stupid

DoomJeff91 2

Yeah. How are we supposed to suck his penis over the internet anyway?

Dump his azz. He has no respect for you, c'mon!!

Bros before hos! Looks like your BF is living up to this saying. Well you were on a date I think you a need better BF

Octiskeet 0

Also, YDI for putting up with that blatant disrespect. That's when you grab the popcorn back and sit down beside a cute guy sitting alone, or walk out and dump the popcorn on him.

_electricbonbon 0

Oh hell no. I hope you didn't take that, guuurrrl.