By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
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Eaglestrike117 29

You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

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KandiceCane 3

if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

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dabears1011234 27

I cringed when I read this.

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TheKitsune 0

It's called chewing. Figure it out genius.

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Doberman101 29

Well, OP did say a piece of the toothpick meaning that it could have been small enough that he/she would miss it when chewing, but large enough to get lodged in his/her throat.

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Eaglestrike117 29

You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

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MattM95 16

You've never heard of a cool grandmother?

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DeafChef 0

you went to see a movie with your friend and her grandma? o.O

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SwapnnilR 0

o0, Grandma? FYL

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YunqFlyMa21o 0

DAMNN!

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alexxss_fml 10

why was she using toothpicks? is she that proper?

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kyleinsane 0

don't put food on the ground

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bb47 0

how did u manage not to see it or feel it in ur mouth

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random1456 13

okaay so the FML should go like this. ' i went to the movies with my grandma. FML.'

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KandiceCane 3

if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

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