By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
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You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

KandiceCane 3

if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

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I cringed when I read this.

It's called chewing. Figure it out genius.

Well, OP did say a piece of the toothpick meaning that it could have been small enough that he/she would miss it when chewing, but large enough to get lodged in his/her throat.

You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

You've never heard of a cool grandmother?

you went to see a movie with your friend and her grandma? o.O

SwapnnilR 0

o0, Grandma? FYL

YunqFlyMa21o 0

DAMNN!

alexxss_fml 10

why was she using toothpicks? is she that proper?

don't put food on the ground

how did u manage not to see it or feel it in ur mouth

okaay so the FML should go like this. ' i went to the movies with my grandma. FML.'

KandiceCane 3

if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full