FML : Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket....

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Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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You deserved it

By Spanky / Friday 23 January 2009 11:36 / United States

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By Eaglestrike117 | 29

#280862 - Monday 8 June 2009 01:47

You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

By KandiceCane | 3

#2470753 - Saturday 7 May 2011 04:07

if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

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By Raceta | 5

#32703 - Sunday 15 March 2009 01:57

gross!

dabears1011234 | 27

#6021466 - Monday 28 July 2014 07:53

I cringed when I read this.

By TheKitsune | 0

#268421 - Friday 5 June 2009 03:50

It's called chewing. Figure it out genius.

Doberman101 | 27

#6064671 - Sunday 14 September 2014 09:23

Well, OP did say a piece of the toothpick meaning that it could have been small enough that he/she would miss it when chewing, but large enough to get lodged in his/her throat.

By Eaglestrike117 | 29

#280862 - Monday 8 June 2009 01:47

You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

MattM95 | 16

#5965616 - Thursday 5 June 2014 03:29

You've never heard of a cool grandmother?

By DeafChef | 0

#395076 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 11:36

you went to see a movie with your friend and her grandma? o.O

SwapnnilR | 0

#493397 - Monday 17 August 2009 12:20

o0, Grandma? FYL

By YunqFlyMa21o | 0

#834486 - Monday 8 February 2010 12:41

DAMNN!

By alexxss_fml | 10

#1000094 - Friday 21 May 2010 04:40

why was she using toothpicks? is she that proper?

By kyleinsane | 0

#1042332 - Friday 25 June 2010 05:14

don't put food on the ground

By bb47 | 0

#1132018 - Saturday 24 July 2010 07:06

how did u manage not to see it or feel it in ur mouth

By random1456 | 7

#2378235 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 03:58

okaay so the FML should go like this. ' i went to the movies with my grandma. FML.'

By KandiceCane | 3

#2470753 - Saturday 7 May 2011 04:07

if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

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