Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF
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KandiceCane
| 3
if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full
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Raceta
| 5
gross!
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dabears1011234
| 27
I cringed when I read this.
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TheKitsune
| 0
It's called chewing. Figure it out genius.
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Doberman101
| 29
Well, OP did say a piece of the toothpick meaning that it could have been small enough that he/she would miss it when chewing, but large enough to get lodged in his/her throat.
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF
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MattM95
| 16
You've never heard of a cool grandmother?
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DeafChef
| 0
you went to see a movie with your friend and her grandma? o.O
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SwapnnilR
| 0
o0, Grandma? FYL
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YunqFlyMa21o
| 0
DAMNN!
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alexxss_fml
| 10
why was she using toothpicks? is she that proper?
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kyleinsane
| 0
don't put food on the ground
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bb47
| 0
how did u manage not to see it or feel it in ur mouth
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random1456
| 13
okaay so the FML should go like this. ' i went to the movies with my grandma. FML.'
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KandiceCane
| 3
if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full