Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her... - FML

By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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Eaglestrike117 29

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Monday 8 June 2009 1:47

You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

KandiceCane 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:07

if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

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Sunday 15 March 2009 13:57

gross!

dabears1011234 27

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Monday 28 July 2014 7:53

I cringed when I read this.

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Friday 5 June 2009 3:50

It's called chewing. Figure it out genius.

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Sunday 14 September 2014 9:23

Well, OP did say a piece of the toothpick meaning that it could have been small enough that he/she would miss it when chewing, but large enough to get lodged in his/her throat.

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Monday 8 June 2009 1:47

You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

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Thursday 5 June 2014 3:29

You've never heard of a cool grandmother?

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Tuesday 14 July 2009 11:36

you went to see a movie with your friend and her grandma? o.O

SwapnnilR 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:20

o0, Grandma? FYL

YunqFlyMa21o 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:41

DAMNN!

alexxss_fml 10

Friday 21 May 2010 4:40

why was she using toothpicks? is she that proper?

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Friday 25 June 2010 5:14

don't put food on the ground

bb47 0

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Saturday 24 July 2010 7:06

how did u manage not to see it or feel it in ur mouth

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Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:58

okaay so the FML should go like this. ' i went to the movies with my grandma. FML.'

KandiceCane 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:07

if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

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