By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Aberdeen
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her "God damned fucking cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
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  Shrike  |  22

Dublin is in the Republic of Ireland, which isn't part of the UK. You're thinking of Northern Ireland. Way to know your own country's geography...

By  Enslaved  |  36

Cheerios? Now "Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs" I can understand.

"I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight."