FML : Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought...

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Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oh no - / Tuesday 29 January 2013 14:51 / Canada - Montreal

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5345888 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 06:55

So that's why they called it gross-ery shopping... Aisle admit that that is very childish and shelf-ish of your boyfriend. I guess he just wan't expecting for you to Blow things out of proportion. And by things I mean chunks.

By Natasha14641 | 7

#5345886 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 06:54

Clean up on aisle three!

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By Natasha14641 | 7

#5345886 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 06:54

Clean up on aisle three!

shelbyj | 6

#5345920 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 07:12

Better out than in!!

browneyedgirl52 | 13

#5345941 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 07:22

Well, could have been worse. Could have shit your pants.

andyyroxx | 20

#5346456 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 02:36

Unless her colon was impacted to her brains, then no, she could not have shit her pants. Sounds to me whatever made her feel uneasy was still within her stomach. Hence the faster way, and the only way out for the next seven hours.

phazetryhard | 10

#6276660 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 04:27

But there is no aisle 3 bumm bumm buuuuuum

By linnielovesyou | 6

#5345887 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 06:54

That's hot

lilhellian | 26

#5345901 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 07:02

Like totally! I so want a strangers puke all over my food.. Adds extra flavor!

evilplatypus | 34

#5346056 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 09:25

2 - If you think THAT'S hot, you should check out Two Girls, One Cup. I'm sure you'll love it.

zepher93 | 7

#5346372 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 01:24

2- Ummm... No. That's not.

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5346612 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 05:00

2, your comment sucks. Do better.

i_h8t_everything | 12

#5864475 - Friday 21 February 2014 07:11

#9 You're disgusting

By Pleonasm | 31

#5345888 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 06:55

SasaCeceGogo | 18

#5345910 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 07:06

You sir, are the king of puns.

anelard | 6

#5346008 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 08:25

Her boyfriend is so sweet it makes her sick!

APersonalProblem | 13

#5346115 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 10:24

You are amazing lol

justme_boo | 2

#5346145 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 10:48

I cried of laughter when I read this lol

doodoo10 | 10

#5346840 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 09:36

Genius! :D I would love being friends with you!

Finchonian | 9

#5353341 - Monday 4 February 2013 03:39

Girls generally like being hugged from behind, so I don't blame him. But good puns :)

By perdix | 29

#5345895 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 06:58

I'll bet he's rough on the melons. I mean, in the produce section, of course ;)

Enslaved | 36

#5345928 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 07:16

AA: cherry A: lemon B: orange C: grapefruit D: cantalope DD: watermelon Fruit Salad sounds good about now, doesn't it? (:

perdix | 29

#5345942 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 07:22

#13, it certainly would be a pleasure to shop there!

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5346617 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 05:02

13- but actually if someone's boobs were the size of watermelons, they'd have horrid back pain. I'm just a C/D and it kinda sucks.

imepelepticsir | 5

#5347026 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 01:21

Not if they're on their knees.

teentee401 | 36

#6018432 - Friday 25 July 2014 07:11

I wear a D cup and mine are no where near the size of cantaloupes, LOL.

By Coop817 | 19

#5345896 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 06:58

Your boyfriend pulls you in for a hug by grabbing your stomach?

evilplatypus | 34

#5346057 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 09:27

I think it's obvious he wrapped his arms around her midsection (I'm envisioning a surprise hug from behind), not that he grabbed a fistful of stomach, or something.