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Unless her colon was impacted to her brains, then no, she could not have shit her pants. Sounds to me whatever made her feel uneasy was still within her stomach. Hence the faster way, and the only way out for the next seven hours.

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AA: cherry A: lemon B: orange C: grapefruit D: cantalope DD: watermelon Fruit Salad sounds good about now, doesn't it? (:

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13- but actually if someone's boobs were the size of watermelons, they'd have horrid back pain. I'm just a C/D and it kinda sucks.

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I think it's obvious he wrapped his arms around her midsection (I'm envisioning a surprise hug from behind), not that he grabbed a fistful of stomach, or something.

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Obviously OPs boyfriend is an attention seeking immature kid. His "antics" and he though he was being "ignored." He sounds annoying really.

That's cute, my 9 year old has "usual antics" in the grocery store too. Though I still think he might be too young to be dating.

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