FML : Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon...

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Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML

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By reallydevonte - / Monday 1 August 2016 17:30 / United States - Memphis

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By blairiofosterio1 | 10

#6663324 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:05

Considering you were at the eye doctor, he is lucky the fat lady didn't accidentally sit on him.

In all seriousness though, he needs to learn some manners!

By xxDeeStar | 27

#6663320 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 9:58

Hope you apologized on his behalf & talked to him about it later. As long as you taught him that it was inappropriate, you're doing your part! Good luck!

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By techieloot1 | 6

#6663317 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 9:56

well I guess it's time for your brother to live with " fat lady "

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TheNoNameGuy | 20

#6663394 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 12:44

I don't get this

By xxDeeStar | 27

#6663320 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 9:58

Hope you apologized on his behalf & talked to him about it later. As long as you taught him that it was inappropriate, you're doing your part! Good luck!

By blairiofosterio1 | 10

#6663324 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:05

Considering you were at the eye doctor, he is lucky the fat lady didn't accidentally sit on him.

In all seriousness though, he needs to learn some manners!

By exotica_realist | 3

#6663332 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:18

Did she sing at the end of the appointment ? because it ain't over until the fat lady ... never mind.

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blairiofosterio1 | 10

#6663333 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:19

I see what you did there. OP probably doesn't though....

By ham814 | 8

#6663388 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 12:22

little kids always seem to know the most embarrassing thing to say at any given moment

By firemuncher | 19

#6663419 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 13:52

the joy of little siblings always embarrassing you in public :/

By worldclassrager | 39

#6663475 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 15:39

Well it ain't over until the fat lady sings...and she probably spoke up afterwords...sorry OP...it's over...

By CLott_fml | 6

#6663531 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 16:57

Well don't be so fat!!

By species4872 | 19

#6663540 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:12

Kids tell it as it is.

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TAntobella | 14

#6663900 - Wednesday 3 August 2016 1:22

No, kids tell it as it looks like - that's a big difference.

By LAURA_EL_JUICE | 6

#6663726 - Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:25

OMFG I would be mortified!!!!

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