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By kraussy - / Monday 4 May 2009 06:28 / United States
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By  suaveneanderthal  |  0

You ought to be praising god that the train didnt leave without you. I dont understand why you're bitching that they were nice enough to stop. Today, i got stuck in the gap between the subway and the walkway and the subway took off and ripped off my left leg. FML there's an fml

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By  suaveneanderthal  |  0

You ought to be praising god that the train didnt leave without you. I dont understand why you're bitching that they were nice enough to stop. Today, i got stuck in the gap between the subway and the walkway and the subway took off and ripped off my left leg. FML there's an fml

By  Wileypube  |  0

Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I accidentally boarded an airplane instead of the subway. Moments later I was suited up for a skydive and tossed out of the plane. When I pulled the cord a tire came out. Luckily, a great white shark broke my fall. I had to wait 10 minutes in the water before boarding the rescue boat. FML See, Mr. Magoo is waaaaay funnier.

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  Peachy2392  |  26

Dilating drops don't make your vision blurry unless its an item that's up close. So unless he was on his hands and knees, even then its a GAP, he should have been able to see the gap just fine. Say the drops did cause blurry vision; if your vision is so poor you miss a decent sized gap, how did you make it there in the first place? I think OP is embarrassed he missed and is using the drops as a cover.

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