Health: Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By Alexis - 18/08/2021 00:00

Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anna - 20/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:55

At least you're not sick....

Matias_Says_FML 4

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:51

Damn.

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iDawgg 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:41

LOL

hanniegirl 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:42

congrats! that's not a diaganosis but it's a reward!

I_Love_FML12345 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:49

:D! shouldn't u be happy about that? I know ur in shock but u should be a little happy n not think of it so much as an fml. XD

Biebergurl1 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:06

If alot of u haven't noticed on my profile...I'M 15!!!!!!!!!! But thx for all the NICE comments! ;P

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:07

Haha that must have been quite the surprise.

uridea 14

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:12

Word of advice... this could have been prevented had you kept your pants on.

tigrouficele2012 44

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:17

Why the **** would you go to the doctor for a cold? Hypochondriac much?

Biebergurl1 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:20

This comment is the other half of #83-P.S, this is the girl who made this FML.

AmbientTroll 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:23

But who's the dad?

stayc0103 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:55

72 really?!? it is a horrible thing to not be able to have kids. I guess your one of the idiots that think having a abortion is perfectly fine. maybe you should just take in your own mentality and do us all a favor and abort yourself!

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