FML : Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage...

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Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Manatee - / Monday 11 May 2009 15:14 / United States

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By pippysthename00 | 0

#188987 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:37

Hahaha, I love this.

By mattmag | 0

#189045 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:50

Well, now you know. Stick to the old-school stingy peroxide stuff.

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By justdance45 | 0

#188985 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:36

Shit, that's gotta hurt.

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nolasaints | 0

#923014 - Sunday 7 March 2010 23:30

ya. this isn't even a fml. it's just a ironic moment.

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TiNyBuBbLeZ | 0

#2242925 - Saturday 26 March 2011 4:57

they should make an app called "ironic moments of faggots"

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Likian5 | 26

#4682595 - Friday 13 July 2012 7:54

Bullshit this ain't an FML. It definitely SUCKS to be allergic to one of the most effective disinfectants out there...

By pippysthename00 | 0

#188987 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:37

Hahaha, I love this.

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pajamurao | 0

#1061900 - Sunday 4 July 2010 8:01

haha
when I read it, I was hoping he'd get Spidey powers at one point.

By Ilovelife07 | 0

#188992 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:38

Yeah, not too bad, at least it wasnt on your junk or something

By vroom_fml | 0

#188998 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:38

Not FML status, just more of an annoyance really...

By grlwitperlEring | 0

#189002 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:39

Damn that sucks

By ashketchummmm | 0

#189004 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:39

laaaame as hell.

By pippysthename00 | 0

#189008 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:40

#4, it never says where the spider bite was. For all you know, it could have been on his "junk".

By PureGold | 0

#189017 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:42

haha, I moderated this one xP

lol who would have though that could happen? FYL indeed. I hope it heals soon!

By Ilovelife07 | 0

#189023 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:44

#8, truth, idk why but i for some reason assumed it was on his (another assumption, or her) finger or something

By Phallus_fml | 0

#189037 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:48

Slap doctor's face for laughing!!!

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