Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML
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pippysthename00
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Hahaha, I love this.
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mattmag
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Well, now you know. Stick to the old-school stingy peroxide stuff.
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justdance45
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Shit, that's gotta hurt.
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nolasaints
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ya. this isn't even a fml. it's just a ironic moment.
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TiNyBuBbLeZ
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they should make an app called "ironic moments of faggots"
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Likian5
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Bullshit this ain't an FML. It definitely SUCKS to be allergic to one of the most effective disinfectants out there...
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pippysthename00
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Hahaha, I love this.
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pajamurao
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haha
when I read it, I was hoping he'd get Spidey powers at one point.
when I read it, I was hoping he'd get Spidey powers at one point.
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Ilovelife07
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Yeah, not too bad, at least it wasnt on your junk or something
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vroom_fml
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Not FML status, just more of an annoyance really...
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grlwitperlEring
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Damn that sucks
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ashketchummmm
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laaaame as hell.
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pippysthename00
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#4, it never says where the spider bite was. For all you know, it could have been on his "junk".
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PureGold
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haha, I moderated this one xP
lol who would have though that could happen? FYL indeed. I hope it heals soon!
lol who would have though that could happen? FYL indeed. I hope it heals soon!
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Ilovelife07
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#8, truth, idk why but i for some reason assumed it was on his (another assumption, or her) finger or something
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Phallus_fml
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Slap doctor's face for laughing!!!