Animals: Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat...

By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 13:19 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 03:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, my cat woke me up at 12 AM. After I told her to chill, I realized the mattress needed some air. Inflating it didn't work so I looked for the puncture wound. While trying to find a hot glue stick to patch it with, I got a thin shard of glass in my foot, which broke while I tried to get it out. FML

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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Hairy situation

By Bleh - 12/11/2022 18:00

Today, I woke up with a mouthful of cat hair. I don't have any recollection of how this could've happened. My most plausible idea is that my cat shoved his face in my mouth while I was asleep. But how did I not wake up from that? Maybe when I'm done pulling all the hairs out of my mouth, I can think about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

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By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

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Sunday 13 March 2011 19:15

It was Schrödinger's cat.

Lunaa94 6

Sunday 13 March 2011 21:04

It was Edward Cullen. I've always known he was a pussy.

Comments

xlil_miss_emo_x 6

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:16

maybe it's like Chris Griffin off of family guy's evil monkey in the closet, as you have an evil cat in the closet lol

SkateboardGirl88 11

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:24

lol i was thinking the same thing!

eminem_luvr 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:18

meoww ;)

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Monday 14 March 2011 6:44

sexual innuendo?

xdust 4

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:18

Eat the cat. bite for a bite.

therealsuperman 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:22

blame it on the alcohol

Happygofucky 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:22

It wasn't a cat, it was your creepy neighbour. Check under your bed before you go to sleep from now on.

linzbinzzz 7

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:25

u sure it was a cat..? cud hav been "something" else

abi96 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:53

you put quotation marks around the wrong word, imo.

linzbinzzz 7

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:53

wat word should i hav put them around? im jw lol

xlil_miss_emo_x 6

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:29

maybe it's an evil kitty and the bite is its victim's mark so it knows who's face to maul

kykyshay 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:31

oookaaaay. I'm not coming over to your neighborhood...

emilyexplicit 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:31

MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW!!!!!!!!!!

Civilianswilldie 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:12

I just lost 7 IQ points reading your comment.

kingtz 6

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:40

Buy yourself a dog now, op.

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