FML : Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had...

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Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 April 2009 04:34 / United States

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By bigbill245 | 0

#81699 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:49

haha burrrn

By blowhole | 0

#81732 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:57

Wow #5...Just wow.

He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat.

...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.

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By bigbill245 | 0

#81699 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:49

haha burrrn

z620 | 0

#931085 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:06

haha u gotta funny doctor lmao

JamesM9794 | 0

#967774 - Thursday 25 March 2010 6:05

rotflol try w ur left instead of right. it's a whole new thing

TribalSeed | 4

#1053210 - Friday 2 July 2010 3:57

porn elbow

caligurls | 0

#1073398 - Thursday 8 July 2010 8:12

what's tennis elbow????????????? 

ImThePope | 2

#1858123 - Friday 17 December 2010 20:16

I don't know specifically, but it just like an inflammation in the elbow from the repetitive movements of swatting a tennis racket... or in th OPs condition, masturbating to much ^_^

enormouselephant | 15

#5063170 - Saturday 20 October 2012 20:20

I wonder if Docbastard has a picture of this one...

By nomadxx7 | 0

#81707 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:51

Set yourself up for that fail didn't you? lol

bridgette5866 | 0

#947231 - Sunday 14 March 2010 21:24

Hahahhhahah

davinchidude123 | 0

#1241040 - Saturday 14 August 2010 16:27

yeah dude if someone asks you if you a girlfriend you say YES, kind of like if someone asks you if you are a god

By luigi23_fml | 0

#81710 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:52

haha.. damn it i probely do too

By King_of_Kings | 3

#81716 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

i'm going to be laughing at this one all day.

By amy_shmamy | 0

#81720 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

loveyoy22 | 0

#913059 - Thursday 4 March 2010 4:56

he beats his dick.

zac12345 | 0

#913406 - Thursday 4 March 2010 8:06

Step 1: Ready your palm and face
Step 2: Slowly lower your face into the palm of your hand
Step 3: Facepalm

benny2465 | 0

#1202161 - Saturday 7 August 2010 5:11

5 your an idiot lmfao

ilovemydoodle123 | 0

#1558211 - Saturday 16 October 2010 21:48

seriously #5?

SoFreshAndYetDep | 0

#1730624 - Sunday 21 November 2010 13:02

He polishes the pewter, spanks the monkey, chokes the bishop, husks his corn, beats the meat, whacks the mack, slaps the bull, need I say more? I think not.

cel514 | 0

#2456315 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:55

well done

DalekScythe | 0

#3024021 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 21:12

I think you forgot choke the chicken.

fiblydinkerton | 0

#3566303 - Thursday 10 November 2011 3:48

Seriously....tennis players get all the ladies

CharlesScene | 3

#5920572 - Sunday 20 April 2014 19:32

All you sick minded people, cmon, what if plays to much rock, paper, scissors?

By SomethingWitty | 0

#81730 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:57

BURN.

By blowhole | 0

#81732 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:57

Wow #5...Just wow.

He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat.

...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.