Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML
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bigbill245
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haha burrrn
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z620
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haha u gotta funny doctor lmao
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JamesM9794
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rotflol try w ur left instead of right. it's a whole new thing
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TribalSeed
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porn elbow
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caligurls
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what's tennis elbow?????????????
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ImThePope
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I don't know specifically, but it just like an inflammation in the elbow from the repetitive movements of swatting a tennis racket... or in th OPs condition, masturbating to much ^_^
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enormouselephant
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I wonder if Docbastard has a picture of this one...
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nomadxx7
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Set yourself up for that fail didn't you? lol
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bridgette5866
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Hahahhhahah
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davinchidude123
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yeah dude if someone asks you if you a girlfriend you say YES, kind of like if someone asks you if you are a god
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luigi23_fml
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haha.. damn it i probely do too
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King_of_Kings
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i'm going to be laughing at this one all day.
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amy_shmamy
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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loveyoy22
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he beats his dick.
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zac12345
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Step 1: Ready your palm and face
Step 2: Slowly lower your face into the palm of your hand
Step 3: Facepalm
Step 2: Slowly lower your face into the palm of your hand
Step 3: Facepalm
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benny2465
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5 your an idiot lmfao
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ilovemydoodle123
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seriously #5?
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SoFreshAndYetDep
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He polishes the pewter, spanks the monkey, chokes the bishop, husks his corn, beats the meat, whacks the mack, slaps the bull, need I say more? I think not.
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cel514
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well done
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DalekScythe
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I think you forgot choke the chicken.
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fiblydinkerton
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Seriously....tennis players get all the ladies
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CharlesScene
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All you sick minded people, cmon, what if plays to much rock, paper, scissors?
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SomethingWitty
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BURN.
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blowhole
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Wow #5...Just wow.
He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat.
...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.
He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat.
...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.
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Nice_but_Unlucky
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just 2 make that a little easier for #5 to get, HE IS MASTURBATING!!!
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kewlster1
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thank u for making that clear!!!
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baseball154
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hahahahahahaha
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IcanCthroughU
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...if anyone out there still doesn't get it. To be clear, his doc accused him of whackin' off
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jessicaislameee
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oh thanks number 8. lmao, i'm pretty slow. but thats pretty hilarious
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sandwichbait
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I love doctors. X'D
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Marysenjo
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hahahahaha. aww :D
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Hong_Kong
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hahaha funny doctor
He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat.
...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.