By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML
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bigbill245 0

haha burrrn

Wow #5...Just wow. He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat. ...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.

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bigbill245 0

haha burrrn

haha u gotta funny doctor lmao

JamesM9794 0

rotflol try w ur left instead of right. it's a whole new thing

ImThePope 2

I don't know specifically, but it just like an inflammation in the elbow from the repetitive movements of swatting a tennis racket... or in th OPs condition, masturbating to much ^_^

enormouselephant 15

I wonder if Docbastard has a picture of this one...

Set yourself up for that fail didn't you? lol

bridgette5866 0

Hahahhhahah

yeah dude if someone asks you if you a girlfriend you say YES, kind of like if someone asks you if you are a god

luigi23_fml 0

haha.. damn it i probely do too

King_of_Kings 3

i'm going to be laughing at this one all day.

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loveyoy22 0

he beats his dick.

zac12345 0

Step 1: Ready your palm and face Step 2: Slowly lower your face into the palm of your hand Step 3: Facepalm

benny2465 0

5 your an idiot lmfao

He polishes the pewter, spanks the monkey, chokes the bishop, husks his corn, beats the meat, whacks the mack, slaps the bull, need I say more? I think not.

cel514 0

well done

I think you forgot choke the chicken.

fiblydinkerton 0

Seriously....tennis players get all the ladies

All you sick minded people, cmon, what if plays to much rock, paper, scissors?

SomethingWitty 0

BURN.

Wow #5...Just wow. He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat. ...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.

just 2 make that a little easier for #5 to get, HE IS MASTURBATING!!!

thank u for making that clear!!!

baseball154 0

hahahahahahaha

...if anyone out there still doesn't get it. To be clear, his doc accused him of whackin' off

oh thanks number 8. lmao, i'm pretty slow. but thats pretty hilarious

sandwichbait 0

I love doctors. X'D

hahahahaha. aww :D

hahaha funny doctor