Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML
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me5
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The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!
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sucks2_beyou
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haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)
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ducigfran
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This comment FTW!
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fatvader64
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hahaha wow country fail!!
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FMLoverAgain
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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jasonsaied
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lol
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hannah1203
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win
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ric4rolz
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Are you retarded?
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pinky94
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I'd have to say yes plus mental :P
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HollyDolly660
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Pretty sure it was a joke...?
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bluerhhajfk
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It's a funny joke, asshole.
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sucks2_beyou
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haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)
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fuckmrsoftee
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that's awesome. and she could haunt people just by showing her death certificate... she gets to be an official ghost now. I would write a novel on that
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teotsi
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OP is a male.
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JIY537
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WTF how'd that happen
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me5
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The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!
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what_the_fail
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Lmfao #6 win
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brianjman14
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lmao that was hilarious #6
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mayumm
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hahahaha :)
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vendretta
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Happened where I work. Little girl came to get her scrips filled (I'd say about 13) and her insurance had her down as being dead. Even when we called, they wouldn't fix it. Country is ridiculous.
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newlove_fml
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How does that even happen? And why wouldn't they fix it?
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MoodyBlue320
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How do things like that even happen? ????
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acesarge
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ZOMBIE!
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futbollova
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I've got my longshot stocked with 16,304,000 darts!!!!
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monkji10
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f**k nerf i got the twelve gage at the ready!!!!
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mibs3
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ive got 3 nerf maverics and two vulcan ebf 25s
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swag2314
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Bath salts?
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clusterfungus
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Score! Go rob a bank!
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baysidegurl
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hahaha :)
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pinky94
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Why not a jewelry store? >:3
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capslockisgood
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188 - Because banks carry more money.
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holly_fly
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Not if you sell the jewelry.
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onnielief
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2nd person presumable dead, and all that in 1 day. Calling fake on this one as well.
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newsgit
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it's a world wide website, buddy. Things happen.
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yeezuschrist420
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You don’t even know shit
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readersssssss
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You don't have the same insurance than my grandfather...they called him to ask "Are you still alive ?"
But, yes, FML
But, yes, FML
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jutyjaty
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SimpleMinds_fml
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Haha, they have done that to people in my family too