Health: Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2015 16:45 - United States - Oakland

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

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patrickalamo 47

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:48

Brush and floss twice a day...

Desi_D123 27

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

Quite a charmer your dentist is

haileyrows 26

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:42

Ooh- that bites

boredSOLDIER 33

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Sunday 19 April 2015 6:16

In OPs case it might be "that gums"

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

Haaaaah! They can always tell! ;)

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 22:50

Does OP do Meth, that's the question...

FMLusername969 21

Monday 20 April 2015 9:08

#87. If he was a meth addict he would be all over the place and certainly would not be sitting in a dentist's chair.....or writing an FML about it.

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Tuesday 21 April 2015 4:46

unless it's post rehab, the damage will still be there but the addiction and reaction will be gone.

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

What a charming bedside manner...

Desi_D123 27

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

Quite a charmer your dentist is

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Sunday 19 April 2015 9:45

I didnt know Yoda used FML :)

peceout 29

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Sunday 19 April 2015 10:07

May the floss be with you. (I tried)

Naith 14

Sunday 19 April 2015 16:46

There is no try. There is only do

dakotaabriannee 14

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:44

It's said the dentist is brutal.

Hauclir 14

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:44

Invest in a tooth brush and use it.

mikepzz 27

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Monday 20 April 2015 6:03

Won't help when your teeth are blown out

ARealCarrot 11

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:44

Well. meth is bad. maybe he was talking about it but not based on your teeth. but yeanah.. that's gotta burn

Cads1 24

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:46

Dentists, always inflicting pain one way or another.

danthehuman 29

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:47

"drugs ydi" - all the ydis

blinked_281 29

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Sunday 19 April 2015 8:56

Even if they don't use meth, if their teeth are that disgusting it is their fault.

patrickalamo 47

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:48

Brush and floss twice a day...

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