FML : Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and...

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Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By aligator1009 / Wednesday 9 May 2012 04:54 / United States

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By Lifes_a_bust | 0

#4411738 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:12

A pillow for a leg, that's handy.

By immaMonsta | 8

#4411731 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:10

Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.

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By immaMonsta | 8

#4411731 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:10

Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.

xleanne_aLly | 23

#4411798 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:36

I-I-I work out! I'm sexy and I know it.
*Puts on sunglasses*

instnt1nfction | 16

#4411831 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:55

*takes off your glasses and breaks them*
You are inside your house, you don't need glasses. Unless the glasses are for enhancing your vision.

xleanne_aLly | 23

#4411870 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:12

Why yes. I'm pretty blind without them... you ass. Those were expensive.

p3mguin | 7

#4411888 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:22

It's okay you can buy a penguin off me for a low price ooooofooooooffff. 19.99 plus shipping and handling

geerod22 | 5

#4411910 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:46

Its gettin' hot out here, so take off all your legs!

thiscrazything | 1

#4412492 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 18:32

You don't have to stare, it only takes a second for that kind of image to burn your retina's forever.

geerod22 | 5

#4413103 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 22:16

I was caught between my previous comment and "I'm too sexy for my leg..."

akg98 | 13

#4415545 - Thursday 10 May 2012 5:16

Poor leg, on tht creepy man...

By vanillacocoa | 6

#4411736 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:12

At least you now know what kind of "stuff" you don't like. Practice for the future :))

onlychildFTW | 33

#4412190 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 16:54

Very true! That's the best way to see what you like and don't like!

TheDrudgeChild | 4

#4412278 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 17:33

I'd just like to know why OP had to say "stuff". I mean really, is genitals too taboo of a word?

By Lifes_a_bust | 0

#4411738 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:12

A pillow for a leg, that's handy.

lopsop | 12

#4411806 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:40

I might have to get me one of those

yaya1213 | 6

#4411884 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:18

You mean a leg as a pillow* if it was a pillow as a leg he wouldn't be able to walk properly he would just fumble and fall

b00kn3rd | 14

#4411896 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:30

Well if it was a pillow for a leg he'd have an assured spot in the LOPWSACBP*. ......They're working on the acronym.

*League Of Pirates With Soft And Cuddly Body Parts

CptZoe | 10

#4412037 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 15:36

I'd say it was more leggy than handy! Badum tshhh!! Thank you, thank you. I'm here till Thursday.

By apache316 | 6

#4411740 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:12

Hmm I guess you gotta tan those hard to reach places

nofearjenshere | 12

#4411869 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:11

He's got to stay fresh for the ladies. (;

therealslim | 15

#4412315 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 17:48

There's a reason those we refer to those places as 'where the sun don't shine'

By raauul_4 | 5

#4411748 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:14

You might wanna go to therapy.

auzz1_pride | 9

#4411991 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 15:02

Yes he would wanna go to therapy for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, sorry OP from this commenters knowledge of you it looks like not all the therapists In the world can save you now.

By ChickInGreenVans | 12

#4411749 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:14

*Dead and buried!! from laughter.. Ahem!! best FML thus far today!!

By SkoomaKi | 25

#4411751 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:15

That is THE way to carry stuff. Imma go cut my leg off and get this unique prosthetic leg.

summy15423 | 12

#4412064 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 15:50

He probably lost it in war or something. That's just something you don't joke about. You should be happy for how fortunate you are.

SkoomaKi | 25

#4412095 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 16:03

Yeah, I didn't really put much effort into the comment. But you're right, I'm sorry.

therealslim | 15

#4412322 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 17:51

Skooms. I expected better from you.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4413414 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 23:17

Time-out for you young lady!

hahayourafag | 0

#4422341 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:32

It actually is something to joke about. :D

By ambowew | 7

#4411753 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:16

For some stupid reason I was picturing the huge black tank from White Chicks.

Forget the peg leg, forget the lack of clothes.

There was a beach and a seedy man so that leads to an evening of white chocolate that he doesn't want to melt.