By aligator1009 - 09/05/2012 04:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0

A pillow for a leg, that's handy.

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immaMonsta 8
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Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.

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immaMonsta 8
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Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.

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xleanne_aLly 23
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I-I-I work out! I'm sexy and I know it. *Puts on sunglasses*

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instnt1nfction 17
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*takes off your glasses and breaks them* You are inside your house, you don't need glasses. Unless the glasses are for enhancing your vision.

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xleanne_aLly 23
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Why yes. I'm pretty blind without them... you ass. Those were expensive.

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p3mguin 7

It's okay you can buy a penguin off me for a low price ooooofooooooffff. 19.99 plus shipping and handling

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geerod22 5

Its gettin' hot out here, so take off all your legs!

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thiscrazything 1

You don't have to stare, it only takes a second for that kind of image to burn your retina's forever.

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geerod22 5

I was caught between my previous comment and "I'm too sexy for my leg..."

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akg98 13

Poor leg, on tht creepy man...

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vanillacocoa 6
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At least you now know what kind of "stuff" you don't like. Practice for the future :))

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onlychildFTW 33
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Very true! That's the best way to see what you like and don't like!

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TheDrudgeChild 4
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I'd just like to know why OP had to say "stuff". I mean really, is genitals too taboo of a word?

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Lifes_a_bust 0

A pillow for a leg, that's handy.

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lopsop 12
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I might have to get me one of those

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yaya1213 6

You mean a leg as a pillow* if it was a pillow as a leg he wouldn't be able to walk properly he would just fumble and fall

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b00kn3rd 14

Well if it was a pillow for a leg he'd have an assured spot in the LOPWSACBP*. ......They're working on the acronym. *League Of Pirates With Soft And Cuddly Body Parts

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CptZoe 10
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I'd say it was more leggy than handy! Badum tshhh!! Thank you, thank you. I'm here till Thursday.

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apache316 6
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Hmm I guess you gotta tan those hard to reach places

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nofearjenshere 12

He's got to stay fresh for the ladies. (;

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therealslim 15
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There's a reason those we refer to those places as 'where the sun don't shine'

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raauul_4 5
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You might wanna go to therapy.

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auzz1_pride 9
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Yes he would wanna go to therapy for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, sorry OP from this commenters knowledge of you it looks like not all the therapists In the world can save you now.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

*Dead and buried!! from laughter.. Ahem!! best FML thus far today!!

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SkoomaKi 27
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That is THE way to carry stuff. Imma go cut my leg off and get this unique prosthetic leg.

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summy15423 12
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He probably lost it in war or something. That's just something you don't joke about. You should be happy for how fortunate you are.

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SkoomaKi 27
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Yeah, I didn't really put much effort into the comment. But you're right, I'm sorry.

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therealslim 15
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Skooms. I expected better from you.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Time-out for you young lady!

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hahayourafag 0
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It actually is something to joke about. :D

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ambowew 7
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For some stupid reason I was picturing the huge black tank from White Chicks. Forget the peg leg, forget the lack of clothes. There was a beach and a seedy man so that leads to an evening of white chocolate that he doesn't want to melt.

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OffToTheGayBar 9
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I have the sudden urge to acquire a whistle and glow sticks. Dance floor, here I come.

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sknabc123 8
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Asta la vista Schwartz a nigro, is what she replied with xD

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ycrem0n 21
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That image will visit your mind.... always...

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PROdigy81 4
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Combined with our profile pic, that comment creeps me the fuck out

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ladyLALAA 28
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Rub sand in your eyes, Homer Simpson style!

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PrincessPesa 20
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When all else fails, use cartoon logic. I just dropped an anvil on my arch nemesis yesterday. He's sure to be posting an FML about it soon.

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ladyLALAA 28
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I don't know why I got thumbed down and you didn't. Sorry guys! :(

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