Hopefully you don't have a photographic memory.

Sorry this might get thumbed down but it's an eidetic memory. Not photographic.

Or ....pornographic memory.

Photographic memory is the commonly used word for it, some things just sound better.

More like a nude-o-graphic memory.

If I had a fake leg I would hide stuff in it. Mostly lube and condoms...maybe a gun.

Damn 28 stole my comment

14: no your right for correcting people. It's not your fault they didn't say or spell it right.

68- "No, you're right..."

19- I have one of those! Luckily, that man has never entered mine.

Ebonyirony, look up eidetic memory. The common word for it is photographic memory. Eidetic is just the scientific name of it given to it.

One leg and two wrinkled old stumps = forever eye burn.

Everyone has photographic memory. Not all of us have film, however.

Did people on FML recently watch the first few episodes of The Big Bang Theory too?

OMG!!! 49...Kermit the Frog. I've tried telling people about that show and they all think I'm crazy, please tell me you know who Kermit the Frog is? (the frog in your pic)

And that's why I never go to beaches that allow you to be naked.

69 likes XD

70, haha:)

95, do you mean to tell me that you are 42 years old and live in America and your friends don't know who Kermit is? Am I alone in thinking this is just a little bit strange?

I still don't get it, what "stuff".

His old, wrinkly man parts.

haha- entered your what, #75? ????

Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.

I-I-I work out! I'm sexy and I know it. *Puts on sunglasses*

*takes off your glasses and breaks them* You are inside your house, you don't need glasses. Unless the glasses are for enhancing your vision.

Why yes. I'm pretty blind without them... you ass. Those were expensive.

It's okay you can buy a penguin off me for a low price ooooofooooooffff. 19.99 plus shipping and handling

Its gettin' hot out here, so take off all your legs!

You don't have to stare, it only takes a second for that kind of image to burn your retina's forever.

I was caught between my previous comment and "I'm too sexy for my leg..."

Poor leg, on tht creepy man...

At least you now know what kind of "stuff" you don't like. Practice for the future :))

Very true! That's the best way to see what you like and don't like!

I'd just like to know why OP had to say "stuff". I mean really, is genitals too taboo of a word?

A pillow for a leg, that's handy.

I might have to get me one of those

You mean a leg as a pillow* if it was a pillow as a leg he wouldn't be able to walk properly he would just fumble and fall

Well if it was a pillow for a leg he'd have an assured spot in the LOPWSACBP*. ......They're working on the acronym. *League Of Pirates With Soft And Cuddly Body Parts

I'd say it was more leggy than handy! Badum tshhh!! Thank you, thank you. I'm here till Thursday.

Hmm I guess you gotta tan those hard to reach places

He's got to stay fresh for the ladies. (;

There's a reason those we refer to those places as 'where the sun don't shine'

You might wanna go to therapy.

Yes he would wanna go to therapy for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, sorry OP from this commenters knowledge of you it looks like not all the therapists In the world can save you now.

*Dead and buried!! from laughter.. Ahem!! best FML thus far today!!

That is THE way to carry stuff. Imma go cut my leg off and get this unique prosthetic leg.

He probably lost it in war or something. That's just something you don't joke about. You should be happy for how fortunate you are.

Yeah, I didn't really put much effort into the comment. But you're right, I'm sorry.

Skooms. I expected better from you.

Time-out for you young lady!

It actually is something to joke about. :D

For some stupid reason I was picturing the huge black tank from White Chicks. Forget the peg leg, forget the lack of clothes. There was a beach and a seedy man so that leads to an evening of white chocolate that he doesn't want to melt.

I have the sudden urge to acquire a whistle and glow sticks. Dance floor, here I come.

Asta la vista Schwartz a nigro, is what she replied with xD

That image will visit your mind.... always...

Combined with our profile pic, that comment creeps me the fuck out