By aligator1009 - United States
Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
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  b00kn3rd  |  14

Well if it was a pillow for a leg he'd have an assured spot in the LOPWSACBP*. ......They're working on the acronym.

*League Of Pirates With Soft And Cuddly Body Parts

  auzz1_pride  |  9

Yes he would wanna go to therapy for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, sorry OP from this commenters knowledge of you it looks like not all the therapists In the world can save you now.

By  ambowew  |  7

For some stupid reason I was picturing the huge black tank from White Chicks.

Forget the peg leg, forget the lack of clothes.

There was a beach and a seedy man so that leads to an evening of white chocolate that he doesn't want to melt.