By Hotdamnthisismyjam - 16/06/2009 00:32 - Canada

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Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest ugliest man at the table looks me over then stares at my chest. He then starts to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML
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gingermonster16 0

Don't FML! That's a compliment. It means you have good boobs. You should have flipped him off though. For those confused: Moaterboating is when you get all up into someones cleavage (in this case) and shake your head left and right while making your lips flap together by breathing air out. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just laughed at myself writing that description. It sounds soooo fucking dumb when expained, but it is just fucking dumb anyways.

Jonesy_fml 0

Beggars can't be choosers! =P

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rofl haha. ydi for being boring and trashy. first!

what does motorboat mean haha

Never seen Wedding Crashers? Haha, basically, it means he wanted to bury his face in her chest, shake his head left and right while making a "motorboat" sound.

how do you not know?

Rainhawk94 27

Hey here's a crazy thought, not everyone on fml has English as their first language

Jonesy_fml 0

Beggars can't be choosers! =P

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shot sorry I just realized I posted my comment in the wrong one. haha fail

Koalafrau_fml 0

What does motorboating the air mean??? You mean, like Barney in HIMYM?

_apecakez 0

I'd probz air-motorboat you too. :]

#2 and #6 - motorboating refers to someone rubbing their face in someones tits. He wanted to motorboat her tits and showed a little demonstration for her.

gingermonster16 0

Don't FML! That's a compliment. It means you have good boobs. You should have flipped him off though. For those confused: Moaterboating is when you get all up into someones cleavage (in this case) and shake your head left and right while making your lips flap together by breathing air out. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just laughed at myself writing that description. It sounds soooo fucking dumb when expained, but it is just fucking dumb anyways.