By Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML
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#11 they have an auto dialler with everybody's number right next to the popcorn machine.
op surely you have insurance, I'm so paranoid I have individually insured each part of my body and every item on my possesion.

  azhein  |  0

if didnt lose his wallet he wouldn't be going to the bank or DMV so he wouldn't have that wreck. that's the only reason I can think of to put all that in the fml.

  ujonesy  |  0

I didn't even think about him losing his drivers license which of course would be in his wallet. but he only mentions the debit card not the license so that's why I was confused. my bad. And 32 thank you for the support. it gets stressful and it's nice to see that people are supporting all of us.

  SunshineBoy21  |  0

I don't think OP was worried about the wallet at that point. I think they were pointing out the irony of the situation, that while they were running errands to replace what was in their wallet and subsequently got into a bad car accident, the theater called to say they found OP's wallet. Get it? ;)

By  FYLDeep  |  25

Probably would have been better off if the car was totaled and the guys insurance bought you a new one. That sucks though. Shitty drivers around the DMV I guess.

  DocBastard  |  38

I hate to do this...ok, no I don't. But I feel obligated to use my Idiot-English translation engine:

"At least you weren't in it. That's what insurance is for. Quit your bitching."

Now that that's our of the way, you're a moron. OP was driving the car and thus was inside it. Idiot.

By  iheartglasses  |  0

Wrong place at the wrong time :( I know its hard to see a bright side to any of that, but at least your wallet was found and you won't have to pay for a replacement license and such.