By yuen - Australia
Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 mins. I stayed in there even though I finished shitting after 5 mins, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML
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you should ask for a raise. hopefully u thought in advance and already took his toilet paper roll before hand so u can threaten him by saying u wont give him the butt tissue till u get a raise. mwah ha ha ha

  dreamsmean  |  3

some people just post things here because they think theyre funny, not because they think its something to say eff my life over. but the rules are it must start with "today" and end with "fml"..

this isnt overly funny... but that would be why a lot of these things arent fml worthy... cuz people just want to share a funny story