Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 mins. I stayed in there even though I finished shitting after 5 mins, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML
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a1c1od21do
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MasterModeraor
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you should ask for a raise. hopefully u thought in advance and already took his toilet paper roll before hand so u can threaten him by saying u wont give him the butt tissue till u get a raise. mwah ha ha ha
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HELLOASHLEYLYNN
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HAHAHAHHAHAHa. these are the comments i love. they're hilarious and make it even better. people add onto it. haha sorry. thanks for the laugh.
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samantha246
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not really a fml so what? what is the problem here? i dont get it.
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dreamsmean
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some people just post things here because they think theyre funny, not because they think its something to say eff my life over. but the rules are it must start with "today" and end with "fml"..
this isnt overly funny... but that would be why a lot of these things arent fml worthy... cuz people just want to share a funny story
this isnt overly funny... but that would be why a lot of these things arent fml worthy... cuz people just want to share a funny story
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papertigers_fml
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uh why didn't you get out of the cubicle once you were done?
you could have continued the conversation anyway
i don't get it
you could have continued the conversation anyway
i don't get it
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JFox
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That's exactly what I was thinking. O_o
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kitkatkelly
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I'm also confused on this point.
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heygirlheyyyyy
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i have no idea what this says.
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synesthesiac
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yeah i dont get why this matters? how does this = a FML
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audereyy
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haha stupid, why did you stay in?
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effthis
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awkward..........................
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anoymousjoe
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plz tell me it wasnt his pubes he was shaving. i no it is but that is fucked up. fyl
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scottyz1
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I was thinking the same thing...
D:
D:
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Blippety
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Until I read this comment, I completely forgot it was possible "shaving" meant "shaving his beard".
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Snazaza
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it took you 5 minutes to take a dump?
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scottyz1
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Must've been a quality dump, don't knock the guy.
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melikeulongtime
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lol!
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briiiana
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huh?
you could have continued the conversation anyway
i don't get it