FML : Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up...

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Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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You deserved it

By downinthedumps / Tuesday 13 January 2015 02:47 / United States - Detroit

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By Mightyrif | 23

#6171678 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:24

If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.

By may14th | 26

#6171680 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:25

I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.

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By Mightyrif | 23

#6171678 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:24

If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.

By LikeYouGiveAShit | 27

#6171679 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:25

I think I feel more sorry for them!

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Nailpolishaholic | 20

#6171696 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 11:01

Why so?

By may14th | 26

#6171680 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:25

I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.

By diagnosed | 13

#6171685 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:34

That really sucks nothing to get pissed about lol I'm sure you could have played it off by saying you were just doing a stall check

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Isandri | 29

#6171725 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 12:51

he could've played it off by just telling the truth, lock jammed, that happens

By blackman303 | 11

#6171689 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:50

The you pretend to talk on the phone saying, it took a lot of energy flushing that body. Give him a real shock

By illuminotea | 6

#6171691 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:53

Eeeeeeeeeeeeew

By Amanyyyyyy | 29

#6171693 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:57

As long as you remembered to pull your pants back up, OP.

By caveman1993 | 3

#6171694 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 11:00

Did you. Try climbing over.

By lyricalservant | 21

#6171701 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 11:42

At least, you tried OP. At least, you tried

By FemskyD | 26

#6171702 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 11:46

Badd time but a priceless moment xD

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