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By bathroomblunder - 7/3/2010 02:38 - Canada
  Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML
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By  Quest_  |  13

YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

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  mkylem  |  0

I don't think anybody would like to wipe another persons ass. Or their shit. That's just plain wrong and has no point to it. Also, she probably woke the occupant of the stall and the woman started asking the question redundantly because she was too lazy to do it herself.

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  GeoThermalSleuth  |  0

... I would've fled Starbucks. I don't think I could stand there next to a lady asking me questions ... Like that, without enduring a series of Painful Mental Scars. Seriously why did you stand their and listen to that for 5 minutes?

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By  Quest_  |  13

YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

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  st0815  |  9

It's Starbucks, so I'm sure their bathroom has a lock which indicates whether it's occupied or not. So there is no reason whatsoever to annoy the person who is busy wiping her ass, by knocking and trying the handle. The old lady has it right - OP you deserved it, stop being so annoying.

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  fmyluff  |  7

If starbucks has locks on their doors, then the old lady should lock the door, and when op tried to open the door it shouldn't have bothered her at all

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  EwahWeeWah  |  21

I know, right? I was on the toilet once and this guy pulled the handle down. Then he tried again, and then again. If it's not opening someone is obviously in there, fucking idiots.

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