Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked...

By bathroomblunder - 7/3/2010 02:38 - Canada

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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By strandedinalimo | 0

#920933 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:08

DO YOU??

By Quest_ | 13

#920940 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:09

YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

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By strandedinalimo | 0

#920933 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:08

DO YOU??

mkylem | 0

#921049 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:29

I don't think anybody would like to wipe another persons ass. Or their shit. That's just plain wrong and has no point to it. Also, she probably woke the occupant of the stall and the woman started asking the question redundantly because she was too lazy to do it herself.

khloe_sophia | 3

#921050 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:29

bahahahahahahahahaha I think this is hilarious. I would laugh my as off if an old lady said that to me. lmao right noww

strandedinalimo | 0

#921064 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:32

I don't think that a generalization of the entire human population should ever be used. There is always someone somewhere who wants to do something.

afarr | 0

#921084 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:35

it never even says its the stall, the lady might have been shitting in the sink

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#921121 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:47

snickerdoodle's gingervitus medication must be malfunctioning, she still has red hair any an annoying personality

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#921131 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:48

and*

qzamml | 0

#921161 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:57

Maybe she was hard of hearing, and REALLY wanted you to wipe her. =)

Smackaho | 0

#921317 - Sunday 7 March 2010 11:41

Story, I loled for an hour.

NIRVANAfan123 | 0

#921507 - Sunday 7 March 2010 14:03

@33 yes!!

Blondie08_fml | 0

#921523 - Sunday 7 March 2010 14:11

ur the ass for standing 5 minutes

KyleSays1 | 0

#921526 - Sunday 7 March 2010 14:12

lol. trauma???

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#921569 - Sunday 7 March 2010 14:34

I was waiting for someone to say that, Blondie. Unless she was using an adjacent stall and the woman kept shouting, she should've just left and found another wc.

ilovechocochipz | 0

#921766 - Sunday 7 March 2010 16:00

hahahaha but dont they hav stalls there

ReyEr9412 | 0

#921867 - Sunday 7 March 2010 16:24

Why would you stand there for 5 mins? Just put a bunch of heavy shit in front of the door and tape a sign to it saying "this bathroom is out if order"

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#922066 - Sunday 7 March 2010 17:39

... I would've fled Starbucks. I don't think I could stand there next to a lady asking me questions ... Like that, without enduring a series of Painful Mental Scars. Seriously why did you stand their and listen to that for 5 minutes?

hisbabygurl1 | 0

#922213 - Sunday 7 March 2010 19:14

haha I know right!! crazy old people

SanadB | 0

#922265 - Sunday 7 March 2010 20:02

ydi for not answering her question

applz_fml | 0

#922269 - Sunday 7 March 2010 20:05

hahahahaha tru dat

153rdTrooper | 0

#922717 - Sunday 7 March 2010 22:09

Maybe five mins. was an exaggeration? it could've been one or two...

Felendris | 0

#923536 - Monday 8 March 2010 2:16

there's no way she/he (I'm not gonna bother looking) stood there for 5 mins taking shit from that old lady. lol. (I think there's a pun... o.o)

deathsupon1 | 0

#923646 - Monday 8 March 2010 2:52

You finally said yes and continued to wipe her @$$.

Pointy130 | 0

#923881 - Monday 8 March 2010 4:10

Haha I know ild people that do stuff like this just to mess with people.

u_killed_kenny_ | 0

#924110 - Monday 8 March 2010 5:06

@29 really? who shits in a sink?

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#924331 - Monday 8 March 2010 6:36

*raises hand* *looks around* *notices everyone staring awkwardly* *slowly puts hand down*

skillz3333 | 4

#924383 - Monday 8 March 2010 7:00

I am ashamed of my race

NatandAlexrhot | 6

#987703 - Monday 3 May 2010 0:09

I agree with number 20. I'd laugh my ass off if that happened to me.

SaraLovesMyChem | 0

#1189220 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:57

#20, so would I. XD

TexasBitch | 13

#5565614 - Thursday 4 July 2013 16:10

Sarcasm? I hope

By YDIoveragain | 4

#920935 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:08

ydi y u need to knock if it locked. obviously someone in there.

love_the_fame | 0

#921085 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:35

Op mentioned that they knocked, and THEN tried the handle. Nothing wrong there to me.

BlueJeans2626 | 0

#921655 - Sunday 7 March 2010 15:12

I agree with number 30.
i would have just walked away if I were you

cookiepenguin | 0

#924457 - Monday 8 March 2010 7:49

¿what was a grandma doing at starbucks?¿Was she hyped on the caffeine?

By Quest_ | 13

#920940 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:09

YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

JohnLovesFMLs | 0

#921062 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:31

the old lady opened the door, read more thouroughly next time.

Quest_ | 13

#921082 - Sunday 7 March 2010 9:34

The OP began turning the handle initially.

succubusprime | 0

#921488 - Sunday 7 March 2010 13:43

they normally blast music at starbucks, I suspect maybe the OP didn't hear the old hag grunting inside.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#921590 - Sunday 7 March 2010 14:44

I completely agree with Quest. I hate it when people do that.

st0815 | 9

#921726 - Sunday 7 March 2010 15:44

It's Starbucks, so I'm sure their bathroom has a lock which indicates whether it's occupied or not. So there is no reason whatsoever to annoy the person who is busy wiping her ass, by knocking and trying the handle. The old lady has it right - OP you deserved it, stop being so annoying.

fmyluff | 7

#5399815 - Sunday 10 March 2013 19:38

If starbucks has locks on their doors, then the old lady should lock the door, and when op tried to open the door it shouldn't have bothered her at all

EwahWeeWah | 21

#6612409 - Sunday 22 May 2016 17:17

I know, right? I was on the toilet once and this guy pulled the handle down. Then he tried again, and then again. If it's not opening someone is obviously in there, fucking idiots.