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By lekijkerd - 17/11/2012 13:56 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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RAWK N ROLL!!!

By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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Rock n roll

By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Saturday 17 November 2012 19:38

Never crowd surf. You leave that to the actual rock stars on stage.

ks23 9

Saturday 17 November 2012 19:39

That's what you get

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sean255 4

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:22

I feel your pain. Tailbone injuries are no joke.

writergirl23 19

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:29

I feel that, I broke my tailbone at age 12.

TADspace 30

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:03

People still crowd surf?

StanSmith2013 26

Sunday 18 November 2012 22:33

Wipeout! Hopefully you have learnt your lesson now OP!

Tokyo_Atom 7

Monday 19 November 2012 2:27

hey, live your life! you got to see your favourite band. Learn to laugh :)

Dalton1177 2

Monday 19 November 2012 6:24

If you knew you were a fat ass, then why would you think people could hold you up? Now you've made your self a fat dum ass.

Rock_Starr96 2

Tuesday 20 November 2012 5:57

I once went to a concert and saw Waldo (yes from where's Waldo) jump from the stage and no one caught him xD

winkydog4056 16

Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:16

Dumbass!

SilElisaMaria 2

Monday 3 December 2012 20:53

Bij welke show was dit?

Shade1982 20

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:59

Volgens mij is crowdsurfen zo ongeveer bij iedere show in Nederland al verboden...

Bludmagnus 13

Thursday 24 January 2013 11:54

NEVER assume they will catch you. No one has that many friends.. not even Tom on Facebook.

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