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By lekijkerd - 17/11/2012 13:56 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Saturday 17 November 2012 19:38

Never crowd surf. You leave that to the actual rock stars on stage.

ks23 9

Saturday 17 November 2012 19:39

That's what you get

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maddygirl820 10

Saturday 17 November 2012 22:41

You can't just "decide" to go crowd surfing OP

GhostChickens 17

Saturday 17 November 2012 22:56

I have to say, I'm with the anti-crowdsurfers group on this one. I had a guy land on my at a Young Guns gig and I ended up with a sprained wrist. When I was trying to get up, the same guy used me as a boost so he could surf the crowd again. It doesn't matter how much you weigh, some people (like me) won't see you coming or be strong enough to lift you, especially if you come from behind them and nobody else is willing to hold you up.

GhostChickens 17

Saturday 17 November 2012 23:03

*land on me God, first comment and I already messed it up. I guess I'm just not destined to live the internet life.

annalily5 28

Saturday 17 November 2012 23:00

Unless you are a band member there are two rules of crowd surfing: 1. You can't mind people groping you. 2. You have to have a body most people wouldn't mind groping.

BTS_fml 4

Saturday 17 November 2012 23:05

must be so painful :(((

RvidxrKlvn 8

Saturday 17 November 2012 23:17

Perdix, thank you for not being radically PC like most of the FML community and not minding being thumbed down for it. Lol

MEM0817 18

Sunday 18 November 2012 0:05

With all that extra cushion you have the landing probably wasn't that bad? Yeah? No? Sounded good to me.

buckdharma 36

Sunday 18 November 2012 1:03

if meatloaf is on your diet instead of in your iPod you might want to stick with the surf and turf.

m0hami01 2

Sunday 18 November 2012 1:17

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you're not "maybe too fat." You're definitely too fat to crowd surf.

tayraaah 31

Sunday 18 November 2012 1:30

Crowd surfing isn't cool. Especially when you land on someone's neck.

NikkiAmber09 12

Sunday 18 November 2012 1:46

I hate people who crowd surf. I manage okay being only 120 lbs but I can't hold a guy whose like 200-250 lbs...which happened to me the other night. Smh