Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
RichardPencil
| 28
What kind of band is so quiet that people can have any kind of conversation?
Just because you’re short (and presumably cute), it doesn’t give you the right to touch strangers against their will.
Just because you’re short (and presumably cute), it doesn’t give you the right to touch strangers against their will.
By
melisssa87
| 30
You could have shushed the couple and payed the tall guy to sit on his shoulders
Reply
RichardPencil
| 28
How about paying the tall guy to sit on his shoulders, putting on a huge trench coat and then shushing the chatterboxes? No one’s going to defy a nine-foot tall angry giant!
Reply
melisssa87
| 30
True, it could also look like a giant perv, you know the ones that open those trench coats and flashes people, still a win win though
By
fde2blknimout
| 18
Proves my point: not everyone in a fatal massacre is an innocent victim.
By
monagro
| 22
short people can hit their heads against the mouth of someone behind them, slamming their teeth into their tongue = very painfull
By
zuckerburg
| 21
hairflip's tend to hit people even if your head doesn't make contact
By
Gubbon
| 8
Do... do you know what head-butting means?
Just because you’re short (and presumably cute), it doesn’t give you the right to touch strangers against their will.