Beware the lint snakes!

It was an actual snake.

#10 No way, really?

I did understand that, thanks for clarifying.

Do lint snakes hunt dust bunnies?

Ainsley Harriott! ??

I feel u bro, i opened my bathroom after moving into a new apt after a week. It was in the bathroom so I almost had to piss my own pants till animal control came thru. That shit fucks with me till this day every time I walk in the bathroom.

Nope rope!!!

Did it bite you?? 0: 0:

Based on OP's name for the FML, the snake might've actually been left dead by one of her dogs. Hopefully that was the case, and no bites!

Maybe you should get that sorted out... Fyl op.

That'ssss pretty ssscary, OP.

this from the snakes point of view? lol

Did it ask you to Slytherin?

Hopefully it wasn't poisonous! I had a customer at work bring a snake with her and she let me touch it, snake skin feels awesome!

Venomous*

If it bites you and you get sick, it's venomous. If you bite it and get sick, it's poisonous. :)

If it bites you and it gets sick, you're Chuck Norris.

If it bites you and it gets sick, you're poisonous.

If it bites you and nothing happens, it's kinky.

If you bite it and it bites you, that's karma.

There's a snake in my boot.

So surprised this wasn't in Australia!

Was it a trouser snake?

Cool. Free snake!