FML : Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent...

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Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend simply saying "I'm eating a hot dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 May 2009 22:09 / United States

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By SasuNaru_fml | 0

#249647 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:13

Dude kick his ass!
Then take his hot dog :D

By Weil | 0

#249677 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:19

How startled do you have to be to drop something? I can just picture some idiot walking along, throwing everything he's holding into the air because he was scared of a ring tone. lol.

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By Desertman123 | 4

#249640 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:11

Wow, tell him to stop texting you

first! sorry ive never been first at anything

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OmgGuessWhatChic | 0

#860858 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:35

Hot dogs r good

By SasuNaru_fml | 0

#249647 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:13

Dude kick his ass!
Then take his hot dog :D

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tqwen | 0

#1121717 - Thursday 22 July 2010 3:45

As guys who sent that text go, "oh shit that was me?!?!"

By itsAOK | 3

#249648 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:13

omg that happens to me a lot.
sorry about the laptop .. DX

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mouammarkadhafi | 0

#4011566 - Thursday 9 February 2012 2:25

Really? A lot?

By HeyyyBrahhh | 0

#249652 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:14

That must have been a damn good hot dog.

By musigreg | 0

#249654 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:14

Wow, well that sucks for you,
and i don't like the hot dog guy, but i guess you kinda deserve it.
HA HA HE HE HA HA HO!

By frootloop25 | 0

#249655 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:14

Ughhhhh those type of things happen to me ALL the time. I would be soo pissed.

By Poocho | 0

#249659 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:15

Stupid friend XD You should find him and steal his hot dog

By Tim3 | 0

#249660 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:15

at least it still works
does it?

By kewlcat | 0

#249663 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:15

LOL

By thuryn | 0

#249671 - Monday 1 June 2009 3:17

YDI. Take better care of your stuff. It would be just as broken if the text had been something important. The hot dog thing just makes it funny.

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