Kids: Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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By PO'd big bro - 13/01/2015 01:11 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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chicosmile 4

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:36

What a little brat.

helpfulwhale 12

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:38

Then leave him there and see how long it takes for him to realize that his prank isn't the best idea when he can't get home.

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bjhhjh 20

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:56

Of all the little brats out there, you got the worst type. Good luck OP!

olpally 32

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:00

Just leave him there and go home. What a troll.

nishantvas 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:03

I'm guessing they tried to call the cops

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:05

Maybe he didn't recognize you in your hockey mask?

B1ackthesun 31

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:49

Is it just me that admirers the friends parents in this FML? They didn't know op, there are a lot of sick people out there. Dick move from the brother being manipulative. But good on the friends parents for trying to protect a child.

domolovesyoshi 33

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:48

exactly

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:04

I guess he wanted to stay...your drivers license would give the address and prove that you are his sibling (apologies if I messed up)..,

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 27 November 2013 4:43

Not necessarily, if OP has a different last name (or they have a really common name) and/or doesn't live at home anymore. We don't know how old OP is or whether they're full-, half-, or step siblings.

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:11

His friends parents are idiots. How would you know his name and where he was to come pick him up. All they had to do was ask you a few questions. People are stupid.

B1ackthesun 31

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:18

Read some books on serial killers etc. Often they have stalked the child for months and months, are well known to the family (even related!) Knowing a few minor details does not mean you're not a sicko. They where playing safe not being idiots. It's this kind of attitude that can lead to disaster.