FML : Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone...

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wolf - / Wednesday 7 November 2018 15:30 /

Money

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By whiskey'swino | 10

#7720065 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 16:16

Don't you hate it when someone else has fun using your hard work? Usually thats called marriage.

By Deez_Knots | 10

#7720121 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 19:01

Drug dealers accept credit now?

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By Ksweety_fml | 18

#7720047 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 15:33

Oh my!

By fleur_de_fevrier | 26

#7720057 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 16:07

"Land of the free" lol

By melisssa87 | 28

#7720059 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 16:09

Someone is having a party

By whiskey'swino | 10

#7720065 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 16:16

Don't you hate it when someone else has fun using your hard work? Usually thats called marriage.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7720087 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 17:28

That’ll go great with your new office furniture.

By Deez_Knots | 10

#7720121 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 19:01

Drug dealers accept credit now?

acmariner99 | 18

#7720219 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 23:37

Could have been over the counter

WhopperSmasher | 7

#7720666 - Thursday 8 November 2018 21:09

May have been an online drug market trap

By Razell | 12

#7720155 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 20:29

Either you need to secure your bank information better, or you need a new bank.

Don't use public networks to do your online banking.

By Jorn van der Ar | 7

#7720614 - Thursday 8 November 2018 18:52

When you make up a story, make sure it makes sense.

By Listerinekiss | 7

#7720805 - Friday 9 November 2018 6:49

I honestly didn't know you could buy crank with a debit card.

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