By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne
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Well, at least she was trying to do something ... Err, productive?
How the hell did she even think of doing that in the first place ?
Hey! You never know! She probably has a better chance of finding gold in her backyard than winning the lottery. So drop that scratch-off and grab a shovel!
12- If it makes you feel better, Grace, I got it. However, sarcasm aside, OP's girlfriend probably Does stand a better chance of finding/digging up her "gold" (or anything of some value) than winning the lottery. She also has a better chance of just finding the money on the side of road too, as minuscule of a chance that is... :P
Why, oh why is your life fucked right now? Yes, the chance that she actually will find something is low, but there is a chance. Be a nice boyfriend and buy a metal detector, that's a more efficient way of treasure-hunting. Too bad you don't live in London, eBay tells me there's a lot to find in the Thames.